
LPer OG @thegoosedao @met_lparmy
Solana
Joined August 2008
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Chieph retweeted
The summons went out. You saw who answered.
But that wasn’t the full roster.
This final teaser reveals some of the names we held back, plus the tools joining us for the run.
🏃 Meteora Marathon kicks off Aug 29 at 00:00 UTC.
24 hours. 24 speakers. Advanced LP strategies.
📅 Aug 29–30
🔒 LP Army Private ONLY
Register: luma.com/2ki7jxvl
No LP Army Private role yet?
Get it here: lparmy.com/academy
The Meteora Marathon 🏁
24 hours. 24 speakers. One hour each.
Advanced LP strategies + the third-party tools serious LPs should know.
Hosted by @Heavymetalcook6, @MichaelZogot and many more.
📅 Aug 29–30
🔒 LP Army Private rank ONLY
Graduate the Academy. Earn your rank. Get access.
Register 👉 luma.com/2ki7jxvl
Chieph retweeted
GMetturk $200 to $37k in 20 days
challenge continues
Over the last 20 days, the market gave us plenty of good opportunities, so I’ve been LPing pretty heavily across both DAMMv2 and DLMM on @MeteoraAG
the final numbers:
20 days
• 799 positions closed
• 60% win rate
• $71k fees farmed 💰
• $37k total PnL 📈
but there’s obviously another side to it.
taking high-risk positions also means the losses can get expensive when things go wrong. during this period, I had 3 days where I finished down more than $1k, and one of them was a $2k+ losing day.
after days like that, I think one of the most important things is not waking up and obsessing over yesterday’s loss. zoom out and look at how the whole week or even the whole month is going.
focus on the bigger picture.
another thing that helps me a lot: the LP videos I post are actually something I record primarily for myself.
after a great position or a terrible one, going back and watching it is one of the best ways to analyze what I did right and what I did wrong.
when you’re inside a position, emotions affect your decisions. once it’s closed, you can look at the exact same situation much more rationally.
that’s why I keep reviewing recordings of my own positions and trying to reduce the mistakes I repeat.
on August 8th, at the start of this 20-day challenge, I started with the TOAD heart attack DLMM that I also shared on Twitter. 2 SOL → 36 SOL.
after that, I only kept as much SOL(20-30) in my trading wallet as I actually needed and continuously moved profits somewhere I wouldn’t touch them.
this way, even while taking high-risk positions, I knew that even if the entire trading wallet got wiped, I’d still be profitable when looking at the bigger picture.
that alone makes it much easier to take positions comfortably without feeling like every trade is putting everything at risk.
LPing is also a lot about momentum.
if I start having losing days or losing positions back to back, I reassess the market conditions. if the environment no longer feels suitable, I reduce my risk and scale the wallet back down.
but stepping back just because I had one losing day is also a mistake. if I had stopped LPing after my first $1k or $2k losing day or immediately switched back to tiny positions out of fear I wouldn’t have ended this period with anywhere near the same profit.
I usually only start seriously thinking about reducing risk if I’ve closed 3 days in a row in the red.
but when I’m on a streak of profitable days and the market keeps giving opportunities, I don’t want to step back too early either. I try to maximize that window while it lasts. 📈
losses are part of the process.
you can’t expect the upside without accepting that some days will go completely against you.
the goal isn’t to avoid every loss. it’s to make sure the wins outweigh them when you zoom out.
wishing you all profitable LPs ,thanks for reading 🫡
Chieph retweeted
Replying to @met_lparmy
LOVE IT @met_lparmy
i'm calling it "blend" here
if you can actually do the custom mixers, let users name them, re-use them, and share them, could be a cool viral loop
claude.ai/code/artifact/db50…
Chieph retweeted
The Meteora Marathon 🏁
24 hours. 24 speakers. One hour each.
Advanced LP strategies + the third-party tools serious LPs should know.
Hosted by @Heavymetalcook6, @MichaelZogot and many more.
📅 Aug 29–30
🔒 LP Army Private rank ONLY
Graduate the Academy. Earn your rank. Get access.
Register 👉 luma.com/2ki7jxvl
Chieph retweeted
Axiom just made it easier to crime in the trenches.
So I did the opposite.
I went through every aged wallet listed for sale and found 4,817 wallets.
I compiled them into free blocklists to help small, broke traders like me identify and avoid bundles.
Three .txt files are available: raw, Axiom import and terminal import formats.
github.com/solguala/crimewal…
Bookmark it. Share it. Protect the trenches.
Chieph retweeted
the biggest difference between previous cycles and this cycle is simple
the rate of token creation
if there’s a pool of capital and there’s only a couple hundred tokens, the average lifespan and ceiling for the avg. token is higher
that same pool of capital divided by millions of tokens per day, obviously longevity and ceiling will be lower
the new era of infinite token production disproportionately benefits rotators, chronically online users, and kol’s.
the difference is the decentralization of “insiders” this cycle.
last cycle the insiders were primarily tapped into the Silicon Valley deal faucet
the game was to privately invest and launch governance tokens at 1000x multiples and relentlessly dump billions on CEXs, while running retail WAGMI marketing campaigns
the core of 2021 crypto marketing was:
-complex tokenomics (high fdv, low float)
-status signaling (vc’s + exchange listings)
-HODL because crypto is disrupting the world
core of post-2024 crypto marketing:
-standardized tokenomics (bonding curve + 1B tokens)
-status signaling (kol’s + tracked wallets)
-make money now, because it’s all going to zero
the current state of crypto is a direct response to the cycles of the past.
so there is some irony in the OGs blaming the new generation, as if it’s not a result of their own generation’s actions
but i guess, that’s just how every generation is about the next ones, maybe we’re all just getting old.
Chieph retweeted
Many people in the @Meteora_PH community took a big L when Catecoin suddenly dumped, and I was personally affected as well.
What I love about this community is how many people immediately started sharing their insights and experiences on how to overcome this kind of loss.
An amazing community indeed. Losses are always part of the game, but with the advice, support, and kind words from everyone, it becomes much easier to move forward.
Special thanks to @sinag_crypto @itschieph @Eyyyys @BlakSwooph @met_lparmy 🙌
Chieph retweeted
If you've been waiting to try clobr premium - today is your lucky day -
for a limited time we're offering a free 7-day trial of clobr premium!
full access to all the tools, alerts, and LIVE data, so you can see what the fuss is all about!
Chieph retweeted
there are a lot of people with capital who do not want to make directional bets onchain, LP'ing is also a way to make money while improving the onchain experience for speculators and remaining more market neutral
especially when the returns are there, the @met_lparmy is cooking
Chieph retweeted
🇵🇭 Meteora Pilipinas Weekly Alpha is back!
This week, kilalanin natin ang isa sa mga Pinoy LP Legends natin, @itschieph!
Isa siya sa mga early LP Army strategists at veteran sa community. Marami siyang experience, lessons, at alpha na pwedeng i-share sa atin.
🗓 July 15
🕘 9:00 PM
Join us as we talk about his LP journey, strategies, at kung paano siya nagsimula sa ecosystem.
See you there! 🚀
@met_lparmy @MeteoraAG
Chieph retweeted
Tonight we have exclusive Advanced LP Army Bootcamp from Abu Dhabi 🇦🇪☄️
20:00 local time Radisson Blu Hotel
@Heavymetalcook6 @memecoinassasin @aeyshubh @miir @evilpanda @tdk_lp @Kinbergkoni @MichaelZogot @itschieph
Chieph retweeted
What will you cook for us @itschieph? -2
A lot of time has passed since catstanbul.
What will you cook for us @itschieph?
thanks again for this great event! METFAM.
@MeteoraAG and Turkish community @MetturkDAO @snoop_sol 🚀
Chieph retweeted
Met Dhabi is happening tomorrow.
Here’s a quick rundown of everything you need to know to help you prepare for a massive day.
Chieph retweeted
Goose DAO x PMX x Meteora
We just deployed over half a million in liquidity across 12 new prediction markets on @pmx_trade, powered by the @MeteoraAG Liquidity Layer ⚡️
With PMX's latest updates, LPs enjoy better capital efficiency while traders gain an edge through faster execution and deeper market depth.
Introducing Goose Prediction Markets — designed for profitability and precision.
Chieph retweeted
Today, we’re reopening Off-Chain Contributor applications for Post-TGE appeals.
This round aims to fairly re-evaluate three groups of users:
1. Users who couldn’t submit their open contributor forms before TGE
2. ‘S1 Contributor’ and ‘LP Army’ role holders on Discord who could not link their wallets via Subber before TGE
3. Users whose contributor allocations were reset to zero and wish to submit an appeal
For the next 7 days, forms and wallet-linking campaigns will be open and accessible (linked in the tweet below).
Deadline: 3rd November, 1PM UTC
The @met_lparmy was built on genuine retail users who showed up & pushed our mission forward, and we’re committed to recognizing our contributors as fairly as possible.
LP Army Strong.


































