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miguel

@itshemiii

cause baby tonight dough jimmy got us fallon in love again

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Joined April 2020
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alvin the chipmunk at a restaurant: uhhh i'll have the harmonica☝️😂 simon: oh, brother🤓🤦‍♂️ literally theodore: guys i think i'm bisexual🐿️
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With AO3 being down, my friend @bigfatmoosepssy and I have organized to improvise a fanfiction featuring celebrities and characters old and new. We will both be playing every character. It will be an hour long and recorded so we can improve in the future. nitter.gq/i/spaces/1jPBzvnbrbbOR…

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there's no reason for waymos to have steering wheels they clearly want to be hijacked
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jail for any amount of years is so crazy i feel like i'd learn my lesson in like 5 days
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ships i never see are the mickey mouse characters with each others' spouses. donald being with anyone but daisy. minnie with anyone but mickey. it's unthinkable
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i don't care i'm never using that shit
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🌐@kindasianguyOct 7
Taco Bell gotta stop this cinnamon twists gimmick this shit is azz
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i'm 22 and pay rent now and cannot sustain the daily avis. Gootbye.
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i'll be ms rachel for a few more hours tho bc this one was cute
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i did this shit for 6 years and not one year did i learn to actually draw the avis in advance whoops
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#NewProfilePic Happy October 3rd!
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#NewProfilePic Happy October 2nd!
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#NewProfilePic Happy October 2nd!
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#NewProfilePic Happy October 1st!
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#NewProfilePic Happy October 1st!
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film major friend needs help moving and made a call sheet for all who volunteered
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layla@slphrrrSep 5
[minion doing six seven hands] Bob kevinnnn
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when they were about to kill hank in breaking bad and he went "you want me to beg?" bro yes
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apple maps always underestimates my walking speed. it's not used to someone who can make shit happen
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little brother put harvard '34 in his IG bio but he's a freshman in high school and hasn't even applied yet he's just really confident
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i know i'm in atlanta bc i'm at the laundromat rn and among all the laundry day outfits there's still someone dressed like they're at the met gala rn
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those taco bell commercials where they would split the box evenly among 4 friends so some guy is just left with the baja blast and no food
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