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Thread of obscure ass movies to watch:
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Una bruja no necesita ensuciarse las manos para hacer justicia, hay deudas que el universo cobra sin pedir permiso.
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Replying to @TITLEDGLOBAL
She must really love her dad bc I would’ve said my dad probably deserve the shtttt
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お坊さんなので言いますが、許せない相手のことは死んだと思って忘れてください。嫌な過去は夢だったと思ってください。考え続けて人生を消費する暇はありません。
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A YouTuber’s $400,000 Ferrari caught fire in a dry cornfield, spread to the rental van beside it, and erased nearly half a million dollars within minutes 😳👀 “Well, there goes half a million dollars, I guess.”
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What an interview question. This is remarkable TV. ‘What do you think happens when you die?’
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It’s Bone and Biggie Biggie
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Fuck yeah! This shit hard af!!! 🔥
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Kirk Franklin Be Like… 🕺🏾😂😂😂😂😂 @_iamjamila @ShaqWiggins6 youtu.be/3dQ5cimzRGs?is=TlSM…
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USC playing marvin sapp’s “never would have made it” after aaliyah gayles missed a free throw 😭😭😭
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You are allowed to experience good things while things in your life are unresolved.
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Meus avós explicando como era ir pra escola na época deles:
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Well to be fair no one should ever be a Jehovah’s Witness
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🚨| WATCH: Speed has a WHOLESOME MOMENT with a young fan after thinking he was about to ask for a friend request, only for the kid to surprise him with a HEARTFELT MESSAGE 🥹❤️ Speed: “I can’t add everybody. I only add people I get wins with.” Kid: “I just wanna say I hope you have a good rest of the day, and God loves you, and you’re a very nice person. No matter what people tell you" ❤️
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Sick of everybody’s bs.
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Senate and House for the next two years‼️
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Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within
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OF COURSE HE IS THROWING HANDS… WHO DID YOU EXPECT? WILLEM DAFRIEND?
Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)
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it was actually water before he touched it
This angle of LeBron taking a sip of this fan's wine mid-game 😂 (via hi.madison/IG)
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I hate ya Ninjas 😂
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me alone with my money
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