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Joined December 2018
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When I’m playing Uno and someone uses a “draw 4”
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It’s 2022 and we haven’t figured out how to make spray on sunscreen not freezing
Realizing you had cash in your venmo is the new finding money in a pocket
Tryna be ride or die but in reality I’m hide and cry
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Can we go back to a time when dancing was just miming activities it seems a lot easier
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Thank god Facebook recommends me posts I wrote in 2013 so I can delete them as fast as possible
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Does this count as a strike?
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I know everyone’s hyped on standing desks but where can I get a laying down desk
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They just don't make websites to download mp3s of youtube videos like they used to
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Wow tweeting is crazy as a form of content creation a video will take me 4 hours and I only wrote this in 7 minutes
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I hate when I ask someone the date and they only tell me the day as if I know what month it is
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Ur in her DMs I’m at home smoking weed, don’t even know who were talking about – at Manhattan, NY
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Rainbow connection is literally the only song I can name about rainbows
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Two surgeons having a meet cute after one drops a scalpel inside the patient
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Every day is another day of coming to terms with the fact that I will never have perfect pitch
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Can I Ctrl Z my existence
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If we had green skin would green screens be flesh colored
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I just need one egg why don’t they sell single eggs
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All my homies have anxiety 😎
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Jake Berg retweeted
What should you do if you're not feeling it? Communicate. Don't Ghost. @itsjakeberg is here to tell you how to thoughtfully and respectfully let someone go👏
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Love you @instagram
😭 @itsjakeberg knows how to keep it real. Peep our story and @MemeInsider for more posts and creators taking memes to a whole new level. 🔥 instagram.com/stories/instag…
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