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jonzi πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@itsjonzi

i work at @linustech, and i cry at home. snorlax owner and professional 0-2er

 Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined April 2018
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When I read Hal stories now, I hear Kyle Chandler’s voice. Been a long time since a performance has been able to rewire my brain like that.
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uncle good vibes@UncleGoodVibesSep 23
i am buying cineplex. my first order of business is to place snipers in every auditorium and if you are caught using a cellphone during the movie you will be shot like a dog
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@THRSep 23
Cineplex Puts Up "For Sale" Sign as It Names New CEO hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
Cineplex Puts Up β€œFor Sale” Sign as It Names New CEO

Cineplex Puts Up β€œFor Sale” Sign as It Names New CEO

A β€œreview of strategic alternatives” for the Canadian exhibition giant led by Goldman Sachs and TD Securities has started.

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they made the new star fox eyes too human
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kev joon@never_oppressedFeb 28
Hey man, I’m really sorry for inexplicably punching you in the face. I just wanted to preempt the future possibility of you punching me first. If you think about it you’re actually the violent one here.
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If I had a nickel for every time team Canada lost in OT to the USA at this Olympics after their captain suffered a lower body injury in a game against Czechia I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. But it’s weird that it happened twice.
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r@6ffsideFeb 22
this stings more than just a game. losing like this after our country has faced threats of annexation and disrespect from the present us administration, then seeing the us men's hockey team celebrating in the locker room with a member of said regime is a slap in the face.
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Tired Peasant
@HorrorGorlFeb 11
Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will β€œcollapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.
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Firefly 🌌@fire_fly_night30 Dec 2025
What do I do with this information
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DÆD@megalohdon16 Dec 2025
Im okay with waiting 6+ years for a game if it means humans were the ones to make it
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Okami
@OkamiOfficial11 Dec 2025
Replying to @TheIshikawaRin
is this more to your liking
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We poppin bottles in Canada for you goat
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@ZohranKMamdani) profile pictureZohran Kwame Mamdani
@ZohranKMamdani25 Apr 2017
Replying to @_anupa
this shit took me forever
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sammm β˜†
@onlysammms26 Oct 2025
how you 25 and have no political opinions dumb fuck
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Ω°@daergp5 Oct 2025
I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks
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Mohammad
@MargBarAmerica10 Sep 2025
it is genuinely hilarious having 100000000 tweets like β€œgun violence is a fact of life, lib” and then get shot. sorry you have to admit that it’s funny even if you’re right wing
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If you switch from spotify to Apple Music you will be stunned by how much your music no longer sounds like it comes from the bottom of an aluminum can
CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) profile pictureCONSEQUENCE
@consequence26 Aug 2025
As more artists pull their music from Spotify, Apple Music has launched a new feature that allows listeners to import their playlists over β†’ cons.lv/8ps1dp
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BocaBola
@BocaBola_9 Aug 2025
I hate that I cant tell the difference between Rage Bait and the American Education system any more online and it hurts my head...
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call me swamp thing the way i only care about the green
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SpookyManta@MilkyManta15 Jun 2025
AOTP Superion looks so good when you ain’t got a little bitch in your ear saying combiner wars is better
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shhhhhhhhhh@sharkpanty4 Jun 2025
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I mean there's something kind of darkly comedic in the idea that Google paid a bunch of people an ungodly amount of money to be on a team working out the ethics of Facebook posts about misinformation only to have a separate team building the Objective Reality Destroyer 9000
AshutoshShrivastava (@ai_for_success) profile pictureAshutoshShrivastava
@ai_for_success22 May 2025
General population is cooked 😭 You can literally create news clips with Veo-3 now , what’s even real anymore?
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