Santa Cruz based, dog loving, espresso fueled stand up comedian & pickle queen🌻🐕☀️🥒💚
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Mac Ruiz retweeted
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to you.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Love is me leaving for a weekend and my cat letting me hold her paw in bed for 30 minutes when I got back
I took a lot of melatonin last night and I had a dream that I had a full on friendship with a squirrel. It felt so real that I woke up literally mourning the loss of my imaginary squirrel bestie, I am baffled.
My new favorite pastime is saying “wow this is good, who is this?” to my Uber drivers when they’re playing Pink Floyd
My life becomes very solitary at times & I’m finding it hard to cope. Being an assistant means my life revolves around someone but when they’re away on trips I spend almost every hour alone. Does anyone else who works in a solitary environment have any tips?
I was trying to think about the movie where the kid goes to the future and my brain kept telling me “Fast And Furious” and then I realized that it’s “back to The Future” someone pls advise
AUSTIN TEXAS I’m about to be all up in your business! Breakfast cocktail finished and plane getting ready to board, let’s gooooo! See you at Altercation Comedy Festival ghouls and gals! 🤠✈️💕😇
Y’all I am in TEARS I just found out dogs can have autism too and people call it PAWTISM 😂😭😂 I can’t
Mac Ruiz retweeted
In 10 days, a new Jedi will rise.
The two-episode series premiere of @AhsokaOfficial, a Star Wars Original series, arrives August 23 on @DisneyPlus.
