UNESCO Dual pilgrim. Comedian. Storyteller. Performed in 6 continents. 60+ countries. Next: Pakistan📍 Subscribe to my mailing list for tour dates. Or don't.
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ATT: South Gippsland! I'm performing 'Eat, Pray, Walk' to raise funds for Poowong Public Hall in conjunction with Look Over The Farm Gate November 14th. 🤠
#poowong #southgippsland #gippsland #CaminodeSantiago #comedy @visitgippsland @Gippsnews @GippslandTimes @SGST_newspaper
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Woody Harrelson has done an ad for Exxon.
New Exxon El Nino Commercial
Written by Adam McKay @mr.ghostpanther
Voiced by Woody Harrelson @woodyharrelson
Produced by Yellow Dot Studios
Edited by Max Koepke of @lostplanetpost
Stock Footage licensing by Stalkr
Music licensing APM
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🇦🇺السلام علیکم 🇵🇰 Assalamu alaikum!
Excited to try the local food when I visit #Karachi to perform comedy this Nov 7th with @KavinJay & @uranarana What is your favourite Pakistani dish I should try? 🤔
Tickets on sale now. Jald Milenge جلد ملیں گے 🙂 #standupcomedy #pakistan
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Phillip Island @MotoGP is no more. Quick sale. Everything must go! 😬 #phillipisland #motogp #southgippsland #gippsland #comedy #basscoast
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I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
Phillip Island @MotoGP is no more. Quick sale. Everything must go! 😬 #phillipisland #motogp #southgippsland #gippsland #comedy #basscoast
🇦🇺السلام علیکم 🇵🇰 Assalamu alaikum!
Excited to try the local food when I visit #Karachi to perform comedy this Nov 7th with @KavinJay & @uranarana What is your favourite Pakistani dish I should try? 🤔
Tickets on sale now. Jald Milenge جلد ملیں گے 🙂 #standupcomedy #pakistan
Pretty wild video. And ai would also have you believe this guy is Asian, but it's actually an Indian woman doing an impression. (jk)
Call me crazy but isn't the @sebastiancomedy saga pretty much a repeat of what happened with @howiemandel @JFL_TORONTO & @siriusxmcanada back in 2019? 🤨 I think @SIRIUSXM might be the underlying problem here. 🤷♂️
A 2 part story. From Seoul to Moorabbin! Come catch the show Friday night with @dave_thorno
Loev, Moorabbin. 🤩
Kinda funny and fitting to see that @SebastianComedy 2025 tour was called 'It Ain't Right.' Hopefully the next tour is called, 'Oopsy! Sorry, I made it right again'.
It's a meta statement from @McDonalds on how nutrition has disappeared from their food ingredients and thus anyone who eats the food are slowly losing colour and dying inside. Brilliant self reflection. 👏🤡
Really? A plumber?! 🙄
This flydubai hijacking incident is a load of propellerganda! The story takes a bigger nosedive than the plane did. 💩🚽🪠
#flydubai #plumbers #israel #netanyahu #plumberlife #fakenews #FREEPALESTİNE 🍉
Apart from other obvious holes in the story, the Flydubai hijacking was clearly fake. Here's why:
You mean to say we're meant to believe that a plumber saved the day?! 🙄
We all know he would have stood around with a cup of tea, scratching his chin, ajust his pants and say; 1/2