Digital artist—I create custom fonts for advertising agencies, ready to buy fonts for designers and digital oil painting for TV and print.

London, England
Joined June 2009
This is why Royal Mail’s a bloody shambles. If you don’t know where my parcel is, don’t send me a message announcing it.
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And here is chatgtp with same prompt
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I asked Claude to describe my profile picture and fed that into Dola ai—here is the result
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I’ve spent forty minutes adjusting the kerning. Nobody will notice. That’s how I know it’s good.
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Simon Stratford™ retweeted
Even the font is stupid.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Today’s rain feels surprisingly dramatic, mainly because we’ve forgotten what it looks like!
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Got a bbc weather watcher pick yesterday #bbcweatherwatcher
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Finally my cold has gone!
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Saturday plans: brunch, proper coffee, browse things I don’t need, buy something I definitely don’t need, then complain about how expensive everything is. A perfectly balanced lifestyle.
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I opened social media for inspiration and Temu tried to sell me a folding sink.
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Procrastination is my enemy today. Bacon or sausage on my roll at Greggs—HP Sauce is non-negotiable!
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Hoping to get my new variable font Pumped Up Kicks released this week. #FontDesign
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The client wants the logo bigger. I want to live in a detached house in Richmond.
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It’s hump day—yes! Loving the new Glyphs app but early doors.
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Type design: Reminding myself that having eight alternatives for every character is a good idea… #Typography #Fonts
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