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Escape the Matrix 🇲🇼/🇬🇧

Brighton, England
Joined December 2020
I pray Allah sends you so many reasons to smile that you forget all the hurt you've ever felt. And the next time you cry may they be tears of joy. Ameen
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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tried “not texting first” gimmick and haven’t talked to my friends in 3 months
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Guy Fawkes night
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Joga Bonito 🇧🇷⚽️ @LewisHamilton
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“I will graduate at 22, get a job at 23 and get married at 25” Government:
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was it too much to ask for 🤨
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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I’ve lost sm money for stupid reasons I might be stupid actually
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whatever happens happens I can’t stress anymore
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just me on my walks
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don’t bleed on people who didn’t cut you
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fireworks be annoying af
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Once again, he leaves without a farewell🥹🇵🇹❤️
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never got to watch cristiano play football in real life.
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What did I wake upto ❤️‍🩹💔 when people talk about portugal they will talk about you ❤️
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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one day maybe just maybe you’ll find that happiness
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got monterrain trackies cause why not 😏 I might look more roadmen though 😭
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How much more can I push 😩😭
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I used to know them
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