kelpp (@itzkelpp) header
kelpp (@itzkelpp) profile picture

kelpp

@itzkelpp

18 he/him very secret account duuuval

 🇨🇦🇲🇽
Joined July 2020
  • Tweets17K
  • Following904
  • Followers680
1.8KMedia
Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)Photo by kelpp (@itzkelpp)
kelpp retweeted
M. (@blndvnt) profile picture
M.@blndvntOct 27
me texting people back instantly after they took 4 hours to reply
41
2,813
125
15,292
192,508
kelpp retweeted
v (@av22tn) profile picture
v@av22tnOct 27
*paws at you* can you share your screen *paws at you* can i see you play *paws at you* may i please
Image from v (@av22tn)
19
3,776
124
21,605
221,805
Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
Ałeçtø🎶 (@Altrocius) profile pictureAłeçtø🎶@AltrociusOct 27
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
985
27,032
1,154
312,289
5,102,650
god i hate my girlfriend
Image from carter hambley (@carterhambley)
Image from carter hambley (@carterhambley)
Image from carter hambley (@carterhambley)
Image from carter hambley (@carterhambley)
1,981
54,430
9,651
613,603
Image from Shan 💚 Techno David Attenborough (@SeaShan_tyShay)
unavailable
8
9,534
30
85,594
453,859
치이카와 마시멜로 구워먹기
Image from 형제펭귄 (@I_want_you_H)
Image from 형제펭귄 (@I_want_you_H)
Image from 형제펭귄 (@I_want_you_H)
Image from 형제펭귄 (@I_want_you_H)
24
24,664
3,371
57,862
6,300,122
i don’t care that an idf soldier got cheated on
59
448
7
6,429
42,102
how it feels to be a pervert but you got oomfs who are perverts too
Image from Lumaz (@Lunaz4Passion)
213
14,498
1,255
85,498
926,156
Show me your dick
Image from Jinifer (@Jiniferl5hv)
2,503
8,804
1,697
76,209
6,999,144
in canada they’ll open a shawarma place in your own kitchen if you not looking
83
1,204
113
17,356
152,988
kelpp retweeted
makayla (@yennsciri) profile picture
makayla@yennsciriOct 22
Every time I see these two they’re being absolutely insufferable assholes
ᴠᴏɪᴅ 💿 (@voiddmp4) profile pictureᴠᴏɪᴅ 💿
@voiddmp4Oct 21
Ludwig calls out the four streamers he’ll HATE forever for showing up late to his wedding with QTCinderella and pushing back the start time 😳 Ludwig : “I’ll drop some names. F-ck them. Fuslie, Tina, Miyoung, and ExtraEmily. I hate them until I die.” QT : “Unfortunately, they did show up and set the entire wedding back, to the point that we didn’t get as many photos.”
Video

This media is unavailable

52
194
6
6,617
67,969
kelpp retweeted
manuel (@manwelllb_) profile picture
manuel@manwelllb_Oct 20
being excited to talk to someone and then realizing they hate you
30
3,509
291
18,699
539,761
In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Essenviews (@essenviews) profile pictureEssenviews
@essenviewsOct 18
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
281
29,830
101
290,758
2,395,233
kelpp retweeted
blueberry (@mwffinnz) profile picture
blueberry@mwffinnzOct 19
Catfishing as one of the most famous egirls is so fucking funny
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
30
478
8
35,583
327,337
me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it
Image from aria ౨ৎ (@twnfantasy)
244
28,088
218
244,768
1,517,184
kelpp retweeted
ummm (@bootsthemug) profile picture
ummm@bootsthemugOct 19
when you’re mid typing a tweet but u realize nb gaf
69
4,831
303
20,261
209,559
kelpp retweeted
Sushi (@Sushi4meee) profile picture
Sushi@Sushi4meeeOct 19
Image from Sushi (@Sushi4meee)
15
1,421
22
10,283
69,075
kelpp retweeted
kami (@hanniibunz) profile picture
kami@hanniibunzOct 17
when i try to connect with oomfs and comment on their posts but they don’t reply back
22
932
50
3,643
40,800
kelpp retweeted
daytona (@tonat0na) profile picture
daytona@tonat0naOct 17
Liking 3 straight tweets posted by the same person
Image from daytona (@tonat0na)
37
6,586
194
33,230
254,720
kelpp retweeted
𝓑 (@BriLaylah) profile picture
𝓑@BriLaylahOct 17
If you sign up for X Money you might as well put your Social Security on the TL
65
602
58
2,843
85,430
Load more