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Freelance Writer. Poet. Learning to write fiction. I have an IMDb credit for a film I forgot I was in. #Chargers fan.

Cologne, Germany
Joined June 2010
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The joke is all the sweeter when you have to work to get it. – at Cork, Ireland
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You'd have thought the Americans would be better at shooting
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Now seems like a really bad time to be getting back into Twitter.
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Offense looks super uncomfortable in the Redzone today.
Impeccable, beautifully scripted opening drive. Stunted, awkward looking second and third drives. Feels like a common pattern this season for the Chargers.
"Understanding there's a tight end inside of you..." I'm sure the @NFL commentators say shit like this on purpose 😅 #LACvsHOU
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justin herbert said let's gooooooooo #ProBowlVote + #JustinHerbert #ProBowlVote + @_dreamjg (📺: fox)
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Throw of the year.
ROCKET ARM HERBERT. #BoltUp 📺: #NYGvsLAC on FOX 📱: NFL app
Justin fucking Herbert. Absolute cannon.
Chargers are Chargerin' hard right now.
RETWEET IF U WANT IT ‼️ #ProBowlVote + @jbbigbear
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RETWEET if ya want it! #ProBowlVote + @Keenan13Allen
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The best thing being British has ever given me is the ability to write a strongly worded email about anything.
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My girlfriend's Dad likes to put music on the speaker when we do family stuff. It's usually German stuff, and some 70's rock, but he always puts "Dirty Old Town" on because he knows it's about Salford and makes me feel at home and it's just a cool thing to do. What a guy.
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.@chargers I don't think Herbert would be too happy with the placement of this shopping trolley
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Here is the @KyzirWhite8 jersey giveaway! Open to international fans as well. Simply like, RT, and follow me to be entered. I’ll choose a winner before the game on Sunday. #BoltUp
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Just gonna leave this here
Justin Herbert completed 32 of 38 passes today (84%) for 356 yards. It was his 12th career 300-yard game, 2 more than any other QB through 2 seasons in NFL history (Patrick Mahomes & Dan Marino each have 10).
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It doesn't matter which Decathlon you go to, or in what country, there's always a fat kid in trackie bottoms cutting about on a push scooter.
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I'm honestly not worried about the @chargers after a 2-game spell. The NFL is a crazy league: We lost to the Ravens, Ravens lost to the Bengals, Bengals lost to the Jets. Pats were also 9-2 against teams coming off the BYE over the last few years. We got beat. That happens
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Does that mean things don't need to change? No, we have to fix things. But our fans talk like the season is over. You have 2 settings: *SUPER BOWL, BABY *ohmygodthisistheworstteamever We lost 2 games on the bounce. We've got a rookie HC and a 2nd year QB. We're also 4-3.
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