#SamfordU Alumnus. Retired Offensive Lineman
Nashville, TN
Joined May 2011
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Jacob Kirschenbaum retweeted
if you see me at the function in this xl tommy bahama, just know it was OJ’s
Jacob Kirschenbaum retweeted
You’re probably a coach if you yell
“BALL!!”
When you see a fumble on tv – at Trussville, AL
I somehow watched the best and worst movies and shows tonight. Exactly what I needed and the opposite of what I needed tonight.
Jacob Kirschenbaum retweeted
Watching college football on YouTube TV’s quad box is truly not for the faint of heart. I feel like I might pass out.
I love Lee Corso but he probably needed to retire 10 years ago. ESPN won’t do it but having today be his last day would be fitting. Go out on the 400th headgear pick.
Jacob Kirschenbaum retweeted
The plates face in. This is not up for debate.
you load by gripping the plate with two hands, fingers holding onto lip, fully secure
It is removed the same way
Numbers side out it’s your thumb on the inside, fingers on smooth side. Less secure, more likely to drop plates
Nothing quite like a home cooked meal and a glass of bourbon. Sometimes the smallest things mean the most.
Things I’ve realized tonight:
There’s A LOT of really uneducated people on the internet who feel like they should comment on things.
I’m pretty lucky to have some great people in my corner.
At Dave and Busters tonight and @dreausedtosay and I were approached by a random lady who asked us to do an escape room because we look like fun.
Sometimes it’s the simple things I enjoy the most. Like coming home and listening to good music while having a drink with my wife.
Deep conversations with your wife followed by drinks, snacks, and reality TV makes for great Friday night. @drea_gif
I’ve fought this take for over 15 years. Taylor Swift is a bonafide star. I came to a Taylor Swift night at a local bar with @drea_gif and is been bop after bop, hit after hit.