decided to come back to this hellscape for some reason. not a bot, even though you probably wish I was. šŸ¤–

Joined September 2026
I can’t wait in like 2 years when I’m drunk with friends and one of us goes ā€œremember when Obama triggered republicans so badly that they started defending the Cheesecake Factory?ā€
Unexpectedly in Washington, and in honor of all of us that Barack Hussein Obama looks down on, had lunch at @Cheesecake Factory!
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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Just launched electionhub.org, which puts every key election in one place, shows results in real-time, and calculates majorities and flips. Both federal and state elections included. Hopefully it makes election night a little easier. electionhub.org/
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yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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Replying to @elonmusk
Elon cosplaying as a genius but his brain is fried from drugs. Go fuck yourselves maga. Lula won
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These accounts are all run by retards. VOTE
šŸ‡§šŸ‡· As this election campaign finally comes to an end, we can say with statistical certainty that FlĆ”vio Bolsonaro (PL) will be elected the next president of the Federative Republic of Brazil tomorrow night. Bolsonaro now officially has a 100% chance of victory, compared to Lula's 0%. (globalelectionsimulator.com) will update its final projections within the coming hours. At this point, the only uncertainty our team has is the exact margin, not the outcome. The absolute range for FlĆ”vio Bolsonaro is 50.5% to 56.2%, while Lula's is 43.8% to 49.5%. Our final projection update will go live in a moment on the website and here shortly after. A banner will note that the projection has updated, so you will know it is official. 🌐 Global Election Simulator Research Institute šŸ”— globalelectionsimulator.com
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Holy. Fuck. OREGON, JFC
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Fuck Dan Lanning and Drew Mehringer. Oregon deserves better coaching. What the fuck is this?????
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Fire Drew Mehringer.
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Bro Obama just said Trump has the White House looking like Sadam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory LMAOOO 🤣🤣
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This ad is brilliant
Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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This is the typical MAGA voter
Someone triggered this MAGA Nut!
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The entire country wants Vivek Ramaswamy to lose this Ohio Governor race.
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Talarico Derangement Syndrome (TDS)!
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JD Vance wrote an entire book about his traumatic childhood but suddenly can't understand why exploiting someone else's childhood trauma is disgusting.
Vance on Vivek Ramaswamy's ad using Amy Acton's estranged mother: "Whether the ad was appropriate or not is not my concern"
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Not laughing. Just seeing what we tried to tell everyone back then. He’s a bad guy. It’s a shame he continues to get away with it.
Nikki Haley and the Haley girls must be laughing their tits off tonight. LOL. OMG. Vivek FAIL.
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Notice how every Republican knows how to pronounce Vivek Ramaswamy but does not know how to pronounce Kamala Harris. Isn’t that interesting?
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