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pov: you were up over $1,500,000 on a memecoin in 30 seconds
pumpfun has made the fatal mistake of going against the trenches
you might be able to screw over the uncs, the communities, and the ogs who don't drive your immediate revenue
you might be able to undercut your competition, steal ideas, and be 8 months to them with half-assed execution
but when you snake your core user base, the group who made you billions even during bear market and kept your company alive with a pulse when everyone was publicly calling for this industry's death, you've a crossed a line you can't come back from
over 15 mil in vol for 1 narrative that will be forgotten about in 2 hours and not a single coin is even above a mil
just funded some fat callout rewards tho for a bunch of kol larps on pump app!
nobody does twitter better than cooker
bro just blocks anyone who remotely gets on his nerves, doesn't even give them the chance to engagement farm his name, and then exclusively posts pnls, promo for pastel, and branded posts that he gets paid for
the goat
for the first time since the fed printed the money supply in 2020 there's finally a mission for crypto beyond new flavors of financial engineering
they say that if aliens came to earth it would unite all of humanity
in the same way the threat of ai hacking current cryptography will unite crypto
in a world where ai manages to crack modern forms of cryptography, i believe the cryptocurrency space will play a major role in securing the infrastructure of tomorrow
secure the money, secure the future
just gonna start doing copy pastas on frank tweets going forward so these old heads on ct actually start liking me and think i'm a quant who cares about macroeconomics and other unc shit outside of drilling 10k toppers
"the normies will be be onboarded from kimchi's videos and buy all our bags"
what the normies are actually doing:
who's running the marketing for pumpfun?
these mfs are RETARDED
i could walk down Brickell with my eyes closed and pick the first larp course seller i run into, give them the reins, and they could probably run this company better than whoever they got doing it rn
pumpfun be like:
"dumbfuckfaceretard just bought some coal, let's crime it to 2 mil and give them a bunch of callout rewards, this will get the normies for sure!"