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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him.
I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT.
Michigan - 2026 US Senate
🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7)
🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6%
Polling average via Pollsmax.com.
Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers.
If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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Besides the shooting, how was Dallas Mrs. Kennedy?
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The subtitles are very slightly more readable in this version of the video (via reddit).
This will go down on your permanent record
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You know, in one felt swing, Hillary Clinton was able to:
Cause division in the Democratic Party
Make conservative think Democrat’s are crazy
Alienate Tulsi supporters( who will undoubtedly vote trump)
It isn’t hard to believe Hillary is working for trump
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It's really fun to do it in verse:
*Tune of Folsom Prison Blues
You know I will be tweeting. My spelling is bizarre
I've OD'd on Adderal and blowing Billy Barr.
Well you know I have dementia, from all that covfefe
Those subpoenas keep a-comin
They're going to impeach me
I just beat Headliner: NoviNews...
I started a revolution
I watched my brother struggle with anxiety
I fell in love with a coworker
I helped a shopkeeper find new venture
My boss paid for speaking out
#IamHeadliner2
















