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Detroit, MI
Joined May 2009
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RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would've loved WAP
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Just found out these gays I know are in a quad polycule relationship. It's not fair they get to date 3 other people at once and I can barely get a first date out of anyone.
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Only The Gilded Age would feature both the arrest of a man on charges of an assassination attempt followed by a woman discovering her sister is buying new curtains without consulting her and both incidents are given the same level of importance
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so proud and smug to call myself a day one fan. I’ll be seated for season 10 in 2032.
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My doctor sent me a note last night about my Diet Coke consumption (I didn’t know she followed me). Thought I’d better start with orange juice this morning instead.
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Election night at Local 4 News!
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This is so Grey Gardens coded (non-complimentary)
NEW: We just spoke exclusively with Congresswoman Haley Stevens at a polling place in Birmingham Michigan as she came to cast her ballot for Republican Mike Rogers. She told us she’s here to vote with her mother and that she still believes Democrats will win the majority, “It's the people's day. And I told this to our next speaker of the house, Hakeem Jeffries: It's Majority Makers Day.” I asked if given the backlash she’s receiving from her Rogers endorsement, whether she feels it was worth it and she told me “Absolutely. Voting is always worth it, right?” @NewsNation
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I got the Edmund Fitzgerald I Voted sticker and honestly feels like I won the lottery.
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Not enough Mrs. Fish in last night’s Gilded Age premiere. Need my main diva back for episode 2!!!
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Haley Stevens is CRASHING OUT on CNN right now this is incredible television
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I think she’s drunk??? This is so crazy
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every 9 minutes a new, increasingly disorienting detail about haley stevens drops. wdym her staff showed up to a clyburn event and she didn’t? wdym she sent obama to vm? wdym CLUB CHALAMET defended her? wdym a registered foreign agent is running her presser? am i hallucinating
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This is the craziest crash out I have ever seen from a politician.
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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I am honestly speechless.
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit
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And I clicked on every stupid article like this
They were just doing anything on Buzzfeed in 2015
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Can confirm!!!!!
so many gays rly just be cheating on their boyfriends that’s crazy
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Not enough people talking about when Nathan Fielder corrected the way someone pronounced Amanda Seyfried's last name to her face. Probably got the biggest laugh out of me during the entire film.
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