Jackson Peter

My mom bought a couple boxes of candy bars to give away for Halloween. Now there are 27 full-size Snickers in the pantry at my disposal. These are the perks of living at home no one talks about.

Me talking to @JoeBecker63 in the La Playette before throwing up an abysmal shot #WhatsYourMajor

Going to a Chinese buffet isn’t about the food, it’s about the experience. There’s nothing quite like getting in the trenches and having to decide which of the 87 options I will be plating up. Overindulge, then go back 2 months later.. awesome stuff.

It’s hard to beat a good Thursday. Arguably my favorite day of the week

All things considered, I’m not entirely sure if dumping McCarthy for half a bag of stale Lucky Charms was the play. Would love your input @19beierd.. hope all is well, by the way

If you wanna talk about poor structural integrity, look no further than a hotel pillow. I might as well have laid my head on a piece of paper. #HappyFriday

I find it absolutely appalling that people enjoy eating horseradish. That stuff is absolutely nuclear for the nostrils.

On an airplane and they’re playing the piano instrumental of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” as folks are boarding... Not nearly as bad as you’d think #SaturdayThoughts

Does anyone ever order the fish at a Bar & Grill? The risk seems too menacing to pull the trigger.

I am always severely underwhelmed with the experience of eating an orange.

Fleet Farm is like 2016 Brian Dozier. Just a really special place.

I wish we could go back to the days when the only thing dividing our country was the differing opinions of whether Popeyes or Chic Fil A had the better chicken sandwich.