@jacob2fa

28. overthinking so you don’t have to

 California, USA
Joined June 2023
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If any psychologist are interested in studying Déjà vu I consistently get it when eating hot dogs
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what the hell am I supposed to say to a customer when she says the water tastes like dirt
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all birds
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phones used to take so long to charge
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if I logged into clash of clans rn I know I’d be greeted like a stranger
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what do you use the notes app for?
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if anyone wants to play MC realms on pc dm me your username
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Is it asf or af
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The Only Person Who Can Help Me Get A Bus To Yonkers Is You
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why is the AirPod connection sound in 144p
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Is Opus 4.6 worse than 4.5?
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what kind of McDonald’s has a message, what do I say I want a burger tomorrow?
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That one egg was 40 eggs?
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warm should be spelt worm worm should be spelt werm
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me to the review bot after I changed my pfp for the 30th time this week
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airpod womb > airpod case
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