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cinema junkie with a slice of horror obsession

Richmond, VA
Joined December 2010
I love my primary care doctor. Some of yall can’t even name yours
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I love to go on a date, get cute and socialize. Just giddy having ball
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If my place was decorated like this I’d have a bad trip too
mi pololo se tiro hongos con su primo y se empezó a malviajar y no supe como calmarlo asike les hice mascarillas
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Next years Halloween costume
“A not-so-casual Tuesday evening brought to u by @usher 🎤” Mariah the Scientist via instagram.
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Two things getting gobbled that night
Did he just… make the perfect girl dinner?
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I been geeking off this for two days straight lol
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bucky when thanos started attacking wakanda:
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Baby my mom HATED my dad, almost killed him but she would never think some foul shit like this
ما أعتقد اللي مثل ذي المرأة تكون أم ولو مره في حياتها رجل منفصل عن زوجته ولديه طفلين يعيشون مع امهم ترك لهم المنزل وذهب للعيش في منزل أخته وكان يتقاسم رعاية الأطفال مع لأم ومؤخرا رزق بوظيفة بدوام كامل بينما كانت الأم لا تعمل فبدلاً بالاعتناء بأطفالها قامت برميهم أمام باب المنزل اللي يعيش فيه الأب وتركتهم بمفردهم وذهبت برفقة صديقها أتفهم أن مسؤولية الاعتناء بهم مشتركه لكن هناك حل بما أن الزوج حصل على وظيفة على الأقل تطلب منه مقابل مالي في اليوم اللي يفترض أن يكونوا الاطفال تحت رعاية الأب لكن تركهم أمام الباب بهذه الطريقة يثبت أنها كانت تدور اي فرصة للتخلص من أبنائها
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ik our country is unserious af for having so many politicians on the socials but this is cute 😭
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Idk THIS is a great buy
Bu sene markalar arasında dünyanın en saçma, en gereksiz, en kötü advent calenderını yapma yarışı falan mı var
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Ready to duck off with my brown man and procreate
Ciara and Russell Wilson open up about expecting baby number five, with Ciara revealing that Russell makes her labor and delivery feel like a vacation. 🫶🏽❤️ "When we first met, we always talked about how many kids we want to have on our bucket list. And she's always wanted to have five." "I'm an only child, so I want a big family and I love being a mom. It's my favorite job in the world... and he makes the process fun for me, especially my delivery. It's like a vacation... He gets into it. He has like the twinkle lights in my room. You gotta be there for a couple days... but he's into it with me and he's very calm and steady”
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Most celebrities make fans nervous, but Michael Jackson operated on a level of fame that made other A list superstars forget how to act like normal human beings. Archival footage and celebrity anecdotes reveal the chaotic, surreal reality of entering Jackson's orbit: Chris Tucker recalled trying to take Michael to a public movie theater disguised in an all-black ninja outfit, only for Jackson to sneak into the auditorium and end up laughing louder than anyone in the room. Tucker tested Jackson's legendary generosity after being casually gifted a brand-new flat-screen TV just for complimenting it, but when Tucker boldly pointed at Jackson's luxury Rolls-Royce outside, Michael shut him down immediately, deadpanning that he was on his own for that one. Comedians and athletes regularly found themselves disarmed by his presence. Steve Harvey recalled picking Jackson up for a quiet church service, only for Michael to spontaneously roll down the car window into an uncontrollable mob of fans tearing at his clothes, while Mike Tyson admitted he secretly held a bitter grudge after Jackson casually pretended not to recognize the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world backstage. At major industry galas, Jackson's quiet dominance threw everyone off script: he once casually ordered Eddie Murphy to adjust his microphone mid-speech as if he were an assistant, while in private life his isolation was so severe that friends rented out an entire supermarket with paid actors just to let him experience pushing a grocery cart
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Mf was a FOOL lmao
Most celebrities make fans nervous, but Michael Jackson operated on a level of fame that made other A list superstars forget how to act like normal human beings. Archival footage and celebrity anecdotes reveal the chaotic, surreal reality of entering Jackson's orbit: Chris Tucker recalled trying to take Michael to a public movie theater disguised in an all-black ninja outfit, only for Jackson to sneak into the auditorium and end up laughing louder than anyone in the room. Tucker tested Jackson's legendary generosity after being casually gifted a brand-new flat-screen TV just for complimenting it, but when Tucker boldly pointed at Jackson's luxury Rolls-Royce outside, Michael shut him down immediately, deadpanning that he was on his own for that one. Comedians and athletes regularly found themselves disarmed by his presence. Steve Harvey recalled picking Jackson up for a quiet church service, only for Michael to spontaneously roll down the car window into an uncontrollable mob of fans tearing at his clothes, while Mike Tyson admitted he secretly held a bitter grudge after Jackson casually pretended not to recognize the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world backstage. At major industry galas, Jackson's quiet dominance threw everyone off script: he once casually ordered Eddie Murphy to adjust his microphone mid-speech as if he were an assistant, while in private life his isolation was so severe that friends rented out an entire supermarket with paid actors just to let him experience pushing a grocery cart
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She actually blessed us with Theodora
McKenna Grace has basically played the younger version of half of Hollywood. 😳
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The advent calendar discourse is INSANE baby it’s based off of a child’s calendar with chocolate inside and yall want full size blush compacts and moisturizers be so fr
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Me running errands on thanksgiving day
She needs help pushing the cart around Costco.
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I need to know is this the actual audio? I know there’s a black women in that kitchen
The feeling of eating anything made with potatoes
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I miss the America where the president rarely spoke
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Please stand for the National Anthem
Khia performs “Don’t Trust No N***a” for Cadillac Chronicles.
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Oh one way to win me over….heated blanket
I’ve started seeing a new guy, couple months in, he’s sweet and it’s going well. I freaked out about how cold I am in my apartment and he immediately ordered me a heated blanket lol hell ya
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