Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
Banning life360 is national health prerogative
Replying to @giovasili
I had a friend whose mom would regularly ground her for not responding to such important texts as “what do you want from the grocery store” and “what do you want for dinner” during class
Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
when ppl on tiktok say “its always white women that are disabled🤣” im like… yall dont realize a big reason you only see white ppl talking about their disabilities is because every other race is just dying bc of even worse medical neglect. especially black children and teens😞
Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
no this is just what it was like to be an early teenager when millennialism was culturally dominant
Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
Marie-Philip Poulin es la mejor jugadora de Hockey que hay actualmente, ella está casada con Laura Stacey desde el 2024, y ayer fue apoyar a su esposa a un partido y Marie estaba usando la chaqueta que Shane Hollander utilizó durante los juegos olímpicos en Heated Rivalry 🥺❤️
Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
We’re actually losing the plot.
Teenage girls masturbate, have sexual fantasies, and want to do more than ‘hug’ with their partners.
Sincerely, someone who was once a teenage girl. Dear god.
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Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
所有处男都听好了:第一次干逼前,必须自己先偷偷撸一发。别装纯,别硬着那根没开过苞的鸡巴直接往上冲。你那玩意儿一碰到湿软热乎的逼口,龟头刚挤进那圈嫩肉,穴里黏腻的水裹上来的瞬间就够你炸精。插不到十下,精液已经往外喷,她逼还在夹、还在吸,你鸡巴软成面条往外滑,丢人到姥姥家。
真开干前半小时,把自己关进厕所或锁门房间。裤子一扒,握住又粗又烫的鸡巴,往狠了撸。攥紧根部从下往上撸到龟头,包皮扒干净,露出最嫩那圈冠状沟,拇指死搓马眼,捏着沟棱来回磨,搓得发亮发红、铃口渗出清液。另一只手托着蛋轻轻拽,根部发胀。
一边撸一边把等会儿那张逼想清楚:阴唇被你顶开,肉缝分开,龟头挤进去时穴口撑得发白,整根埋进又紧又滑的肉洞,穴肉一层层裹上来咬住柱身,吸得腰眼发麻;抽的时候带出黏丝,顶的时候龟头撞上子宫口,啪啪水声满屋都是。她喘、她夹、她腿盘你腰——你自己先在脑子里操一轮。 节奏自己摸清:快的时候整根狠抽,慢的时候只拿龟头在穴口想象里深顶,感受精液怎么从蛋里往上涌、顶着尿道要喷。射的时候别忍,对着纸巾或空气狠狠射出来,看着白浆从马眼一股股喷,溅在小腹上,记住那股从尾椎炸开、蛋蛋收缩、腿根发软的感觉。年轻鸡巴一天射几发都正常,别扯一天不能射那么多次。
提前射过一发,敏感度降下来,真进去才能硬得久。到时候那逼又热又紧,湿得直流,鸡巴被穴肉死死咬住,进进出出带黏液,顶到最深龟头抵着宫颈,穴壁一阵阵痉挛夹你。你要是没提前撸,光是龟头刚挤进那圈嫩肉就射在子宫口,人软成泥,她还抬着屁股等第二下。提前射一发,你才能抓住节奏:顶深一点,抽狠一点,把她干到腿软、逼口抽搐、淫水喷你鸡巴和小腹上——而不是自己先丢人射完趴那儿喘气。
就这么简单。处男第一次就该先把自己那根撸熟、撸射、撸钝一点,再去真刀真枪干。别他妈矫情。
Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
United States as a whole in 1980: We need a strong Republican in the White House to fix this economic crisis
Georgia, Hawaii, Maryland, Minnesota, Rhode Island, and West Virginia:
Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
PHANDOM PLEASE LEARN ABOUT WIKIPEDIA POLICY ABOUT PHOTO COPYRIGHTS CHALLENGE!!
Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
sorry but if you live in the northern half of america, you should absolutely have snow boots and pants for your children by november and the fact that you don’t is irresponsible
cuando sale una serie lésbica nueva y se quejan de que es muy sexual como si las lesbianas hubiéramos nacido para juntar flores en el campo y tener citas en cafeterías yo solo quiero comerme un papo húmedo y dedearla tanto que al sacarle mis dedos sienta que perdió un ser querido
Jamie the bitchass Jew retweeted
Mary Peltola becomes the first Indigenous Alaskan elected to the U.S. Senate, defeating Republican Dan Sullivan.
She’s also the first Democrat to win in Alaska since 2008.






















































