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Ontario, Canada
Joined January 2014
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Put the league on notice. Halftime MVP: BANANA 🐾
Halftime means CORGI CUP 👀
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I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.
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I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less
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me: today is the day I stop letting my toddler eat only fruit and bread two hours later me: yes m’lord. sorry for the egg m’lord. here is your third tortilla m’lord
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Become ungovernable
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Just the same way your hairline is receding and i know you wanted to have hair. It's not in their personal control. Hope that helps.
SERIOUS question, Ladies. How do y'all have postpartum depression from having a child you so wanted to have and be a mother?
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I saw my shadow this morning. Six more weeks of being a bitch.
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Arrest them instead of traumatising us with information.
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this epstein stuff… it just really breaks my heart to be reminded how the most powerful people do whatever they want to the most vulnerable and get away with it. idk, feels insane how little focus there seems to be on these victims
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genuinely who GIVES A FUCK if people are here undocumented. you could not pay me to care.
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Murdering people and kidnapping children is far worse than illegal immigration
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when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made. nitter.gq/visualzcore/status/195…
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listen I don't have time for whatever the fuck this means
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America creates the refugees it complains about.
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I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor
When I go to the store and see them advertising big tubs of chocolate chip cookies as EBT eligible it makes me not care about it getting shut down.
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It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a PHD 🗣️
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me when I am in the presence of a fresh loaf of bread and some room-temperature butter
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The surreal beauty of Positano, Italy
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