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me: today is the day I stop letting my toddler eat only fruit and bread
two hours later
me: yes m’lord. sorry for the egg m’lord. here is your third tortilla m’lord
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this epstein stuff… it just really breaks my heart to be reminded how the most powerful people do whatever they want to the most vulnerable and get away with it. idk, feels insane how little focus there seems to be on these victims
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genuinely who GIVES A FUCK if people are here undocumented. you could not pay me to care.
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when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made. nitter.gq/visualzcore/status/195…
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listen I don't have time for whatever the fuck this means
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me when I am in the presence of a fresh loaf of bread and some room-temperature butter




























