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Joined November 2017
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matter of fact give me the gay son AND the thot daughter
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AND THEYRE BOTH FIT AS FUCK
For the first time in US history, the country has both a Muslim mayor and senator.
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watching this blue wave from my small country in europe
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ive been singing we’re gonna vote vote vote it’s our moment the whole day (i live in the netherlands)
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VOTE BLUE (i’m from the netherlands)
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i used cocaine and had to ask when i was supposed to feel anything, stimulants work differently on adhd brains than neurotypical brains
No. Youre on stimulants bro enjoy it
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what if i’m dutch?
are you a monolingual anglophone who wants to learn a foreign language but thinks it's hard? do you not care about "versatility?" do you want to speak with people from about 1.75 countries who all speak english anyways? learn dutch. you will certainly not regret learning dutch
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Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers. Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
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This is Dutch law, not β€œEuropean.” The extreme case you’re pearl-clutching over is VERY rare. 86% of sick employees are back within a month. 97% within weeks. Only ~80k out of 4.2 million notifications even reach year two. You’re arguing an exception and pretending it’s the norm.
European hiring rules are genuinely insane. For example - if you own a company in the Netherlands and one of your employees gets sick, you are required to pay at least 70% of their wages for up to 2 years. If they can't go back to work after 2 years and you haven't done enough for their reintegration, you pay their wages for 1 more year. And you can't fire them until after that extra year!
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so sad we're living in the fast food era music because if we were in 2000s this would be a generation defining song
i genuinely think this is my favourite song released this year
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31 years ago today, Oasis released β€˜Wonderwall.’
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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what are massive biceps gonna do when you play football?
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Les americains quand ils regardent un sport qui n’a pas 4 pauses 2 concerts et 5 pauses hot dot
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i follow all these elections religiously boarders are just imaginary lines on a map every victory against fascism is a victory for humanity as a whole
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it’s extremely funny when people from nationalist societies go β€œoh you insulted (insert leader from my country)? well how would you like it if we insulted (leader from your country that most locals already insult)?”
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Chinois se connecte Γ  un VPN pour expliquer aux Occidentaux sur Twitter qu'il ne vit pas sous une dictature
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Me after convincing Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn to kiss me
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