@jansen272
 Minnesota, USA
Joined November 2016
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My old account got suspended 😂
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan10 Jul 2023
Being healthy is “far right.” Holy fuck.
MS NOW
@MSNOWNews10 Jul 2023
The far right’s obsession with fitness is going digital msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opin…

Pandemic fitness trends have gone extreme — literally

White supremacists' latest scheme to valorize violence and hypermasculinity has gone digital.

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Isaac Gonzalez@Bones_3388 Mar 2023
Yeah not sure if Max Anstie should have said this. But it’s hilarious!
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Richard@terribly_bored24 Dec 2022
Replying to @WillRagatz
I don’t know who made this, but it’s forever accurate 🤯
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Hodgetwins
@hodgetwins24 Sep 2022
Biden just said it’s Elton John’s fault for why we spent $6 billion in taxpayer dollars on HIV/AIDS. WOW 🤣
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WHO DID THIS? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #SKOL – at Minneapolis, MN
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Top O Linemen and QB sitting there and you pull this shit
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GOOD MORNNINGGGG TWITTER WORLD, I am back after a 6 month hiatus, big dick swinging, Florida bound, piss drunk, LETS GET FUCKED UP ALCOHOL MY ONLY FRIEND
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Honestly I can’t get over the fact that governors are now telling us how many family members we can have in our own homes and a lot of people are happy to go along with it. It’s insane. I don’t think we even appreciate how insane it is. Words can’t describe it.
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Fuck off
CNBC Politics
@CNBCPolitics11 Nov 2020
Shutting down businesses and paying people for lost wages for 4-6 weeks could control the pandemic and revive the economy until a vaccine is approved and distributed, said Biden coronavirus advisor Dr. Michael Osterholm. cnb.cx/3nhd8zP
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I told myself Sunday I’m going to take a few weeks away from alcohol consumption..... it’s only Wednesday morning and I want to drown myself in a 5 gallon pale of busch light
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Steve Guest
@SteveGuest26 Oct 2020
Joe Biden confuses President Trump with George W. Bush: “because of who I’m running against…George, ah, George”
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This is one of the funniest pics I have 😂
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter22 Oct 2020
Vikings and Ravens finalizing a trade to send DE Yannick Ngakoue to Baltimore for a 2021 third-round pick and a 2022 conditional fifth-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Vikings initially sent 2021 second-round pick and 2022 conditional fifth-round pick to Jags. Now get most back.
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Tua Tagovailoa went back to the field and he’s sitting around the 15-yard-line in full uniform. It looks like he’s soaking this moment in. On November 16, 2019, Tua suffered a potentially career-ending injury. On October 18, 2020, he threw his first NFL passes.
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Just another Sunday getting royally piss pounded in fantasy football... I should try going to church or vacation bible school
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I sneezed really hard with my mask on... and my tooth blew out of my mouth but my mask caught it obviously... CRISIS AVERTED BITCHZ
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Day 69 without sex: bought 17 apple pies from the orchard
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Drew Samia should be working at Kwik Trip... holy fuck ☠️
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