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Jared Mark Smith

@jaredinthetrees

maybe a 7 1/2

 New York City
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Joined January 2009
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Emily Murnane@emily_murnane31 May 2022
If u rob a container store does that count as organized crime?
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FINNEAS@finneas26 May 2022
This is deeply, deeply difficult to watch. You have to watch it. You have to see the consequences of inaction. This is not the first school shooting. Or the second. Or the tenth. This. Should. Not. Have. Continued. To. Fucking. Happen.
Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) profile pictureKaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins26 May 2022
Amerie Jo Garza's father, a med aide, says he found out she was one of the victims when he arrived on the scene and was helping another little girl covered in blood. She told him her best friend had been shot. When he asked her name, she said his daughter's. There aren't words.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC24 May 2022
Aren’t you slated to headline a speaking gig for the NRA in three days - in Houston, no less? You can do more than pray. Faith without works is dead.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) profile pictureTed Cruz
@tedcruz24 May 2022
Heidi & I are fervently lifting up in prayer the children and families in the horrific shooting in Uvalde. We are in close contact with local officials, but the precise details are still unfolding. Thank you to heroic law enforcement & first responders for acting so swiftly.
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Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX28 Oct 2015
I'm EMBARRASSED: Texas #2 in nation for new gun purchases, behind CALIFORNIA. Let's pick up the pace Texans. @NRA blog.chron.com/narcoconfiden…
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Y'all know they want slavery back, dont ya?
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Susan Splace@Business_Trans25 Mar 2022
March 2022 marks : 11 years out of the closet, 7 years since I've done a matte eye, 5 years with plastic bazongas
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Eric Rahill@ericrahill7 Feb 2022
My message to China and Russia
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ImAtDynaco@ImAtDynaco7 Oct 2021
I’m at Dynaco
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Harry Alford
@HarryAlford37 Nov 2020
This is how Ireland ended its newscast tonight
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They’re only finding more boats at the bottom of Lake Travis because they’re testing more.
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Randy Bryce
@IronStache5 Sep 2020
Apparently not all rats flee a sinking ship.
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Very generous of Steve Bannon to take time away from selling brass knuckles and old Playboys at the flea market to give an interview. – at Brooklyn, NY
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Allison O'Conor@allisonoconor11 Jul 2020
When they drink beers out of a can in a movie I’m like sign me up
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The Onion
@TheOnion22 Jun 2020
South Carolina Refuses To Remove Confederate Flag From Capitol Trailer bit.ly/313q9oQ
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Helping my friends who are unemployed due to restaurant shut down. Today I'm helping Kasey Borger @haiponytail Unemployed, can't get unemployment, no health insurance. Venmo me for silly service @thomas__frances HELP HER IF YOU CANNOT DONATE (it's ok) PLS RETWEET
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You know, I’ve been giving this a lot of thought lately but i think may have been a huge mistake to find the worst human being in America, make him President, and have him lead us to our doom. #TrumpVirus
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Trump just tweeted: “I stand stronger than anyone in protecting your Healthcare with Pre- Existing Conditions.” How absurd. His Administration is in court—right now—trying to repeal the entire ACA, including protections for pre-existing conditions. No one is fooled.
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Juliet Prather@julietcprather28 Oct 2019
Hosting a new show with @haiponytail where all the comedians have worked in the ~ service industry ~ and the line up is delish !! Mark your cals for Nov 26 <3
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Cardi B
@iamcardib11 Oct 2019
YAAAASS!!! I ain’t get my period on my birthday! Birthday pussy on activation. I’m ready for a dickcation.
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Epcot Centre@EpcotCentre20 Sep 2019
If you have a food allergy, that’s okay.
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