Jason Gignac

@chrisbookarama Mimosa?

@hhoover @rackerpanda *crawls back in hole*

@hhoover @rackerpanda Wow, I meant, how is he a racker, not how is he a panda. My mistake makes the quote semi-surreal.

@bkclubcare That's an excellent name for a character in Grease 3: "Nobody takes a pink from Gas Daddy Parker, you hear?"

@bkclubcare Ah. I'll keep my mouth shut, then. I do love the name 'Dagny' though. Not the character, but the name, yes.

@bkclubcare See when you say the name 'Hank Reardon' I get a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.

@hhoover "This stuff's made in New York City!" "NEW YORK CITY?"

I'm waiting for redline. Wish I could just lie down on the dirty brick floor and go to sleep.

Re: Harry Potter - just realized that the geek book of my generation essentially stars the wizard equivalent of a star quarterback.

Is anyone I know looking for a Ruby dev who is smart, humble, and super hard working? I know someone I can recommend without reservations.

#ThankYouEllenPao for fighting the good fight, for all of us. I wish the world was fairer.

How, in the name of Ozma, did Twitter ever end up thinking I was following a 'Men's Rights' group. #feelgrossnow

It kind of has made me realize how ugly and stereotyped my exposure to the idea of prisons is. #newDayNewPrivilegeLesson

Son's BDay party today, he wanted a 'prison them'. Had to keep censoring my party game ideas: "Make a Shiv", "Prison Riot", "Cigarette Econ"

Tuning key on my mandolin is broken. *sighs* #firstWorldProblem

@hhoover @starwars wait. Rouge One? Is that like a SW makeup merch? #honestquestion