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Daysleeper. TX Rangers. #MFFL MUFC. FTR. BLM.

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Joined December 2006
I want to be buried with the one thing I have ever really loved: Dolly Parton's laugh.
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Reminder: If you press play on "Down" by 311 at 11:59:55 tonight, you'll hear SA Martinez say "chill" at the stroke of midnight. Start 2024 off in the most Omaha Stylee way possible.
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OK now I'm thinking about how Baboon bridges were cheat code level greatness across the board.
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Thinking about the bridge in Airplane by Baboon.
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Hear me out... Trade Luka. Keep Kyrie.
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This unearthed Elliott Smith appearance on the 1995 FX morning show 'Breakfast Time' is the most surreal thing you'll see today. stereogum.com/2219287/watch-…
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You can't go 162-0 without starting 3-0. We Dem Gers.
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Hello Win Column.
If the Rangers win on Thursday, it will be the first time they have been over .500 in 3 years.
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The milenials took over the jukebox after karaoke and a Gen X hero snuck in Too Many Puppies and now everyone is C walking around the bar.
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If the Rangers win on Thursday, it will be the first time they have been over .500 in 3 years.
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One of those clapping videos that you send to your besties, but about how fucking sad you are in your day to day and hope that they send electrolytes or may an elfbar to help.
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🚨Giveaway Alert!🚨 Want to go to opening day 3/30 to see the @rangers kick off their 2023 season? Here’s your chance to win TWO VIP tickets, sit with @eljefehurtado and family in section 104, and enjoy the game with all you can eat BBQ! Drinks included! TO ENTER: 1. Like/Follow @hurtadobbq 2. TAG who you’d take with you 3. RT this post We will pick one lucky winner (and your guest) on Monday at noon! Good luck and GO RANGERS!
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This chunk right here. I wasn't ready for this run. Crying in public. Yay.
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Btw there’s a zebra on the loose in Seoul, South Korea
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Still can't believe how great the World Baseball Classic was this time around. A day later, and haven't stopped thinking about Ohtani v Trout. What a time to be alive.
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Ohtani's 2-1 fastball down the middle to Trout is my kink.
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Ohtani vs Trout I'm dying.
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Baseball is the best.
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Cool cool cool watched the first episode of Lasso S3. Feeling great rn. Not a complete mess at all.
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