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Joined December 2011
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A young Kid Cudi in 2006, “we gonna get one of those mansions in the hills and shit. We gonna do this shit right” 💯
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Ya this shit ain’t even about odds anymore that was rigged
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS IS EVEN POSSIBLE? It's impossible due to physics.
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YE NEW SONG 🚨 “OUT OF MY MIND”
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How the judge finna pull out the evidence
EDP 445 breaking news!
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DUDE WIPES™️ are now THEY/THEM WIPES™️ until further notice.
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Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.
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My fat girlfriend is upset with me because I called her vagina the grippopotamus
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The only good thing about living in 2026 is for how funny Twitter is
US Midterms: The Revenge of Iran
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US Midterms: The Revenge of Iran
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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Damn
If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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You think twitter is fun tonight just wait till he croaks
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YouTuber EDP445 was arrested in Nevada and charged with crimes related to a sting conducted in 2021 It comes months after a documentary in which he admitted attempting to meet a 13-year-old girl
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EDP 445 breaking news!
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LMAOOOO funniest story of the year
EDP 445 breaking news!
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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I have voted illegally in Atlanta, Georgia 17 times today. My name is Tua Tagovailoa and I play for the Atlanta Falcons.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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So u don’t know what rookie means, got it
they gotta stop calling Yaxel a rookie man that nigga 5 years older than Cooper flagg
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This time was wrong relax guys
If this simulation nails it yet again I’m gonna have to start making moves cuz these simulations been almost dead on man
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If this simulation nails it yet again I’m gonna have to start making moves cuz these simulations been almost dead on man
We simulated Bears at Seahawks 10,000 times 🏈 Every snap is built from this season's real plays: coverages, pressure, routes, run schemes, 4th-down habits and the clock. Here's the most typical game ⏬
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Never reposting a tweet about this again, buncha losers arguing in my replies lol
If this simulation nails it yet again I’m gonna have to start making moves cuz these simulations been almost dead on man
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