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I turned my Chat into a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE‼️🎀
Retweet + Follow @youtooz for a CHANCE to win one!
Giveaway Winners announced on Feb 5th!! 🎉
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oh my god we're living out the 80s kids movie trope of "an evil rich guy bought the community center where we hang out and is gonna destroy it"
FUCK we'd all better learn to break dance really fast
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"WHY YZMA COULD EASILY DEFEAT SATAN"
a presentation by @Claribel_Ortega at last month's La Sala Writers Salon, aka the funniest two minutes of my LIFE.
Next salon is TONIGHT! eventbrite.com/e/15333886166…
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You don't have to be that gung-ho on trans rights to realize that a world where girls' genitals need to be inspected before they can play any sport is worse for girls than a world where once in a while there's a trans girl on a girls' team.
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Ok... BABY CARROTS DON'T EXIST??!! Life is a black void of disillusionment – at Manhattan, NY
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🐸🦠🧪 Zoo scientists can understand a frog's susceptibility to amphibian chytrid without exposing it to the fungus by giving it a bath! Then, they mix the bath water (w/ mucus from the frog's skin) with a chytrid culture to see if it inhibits the fungus' growth. #AmphibianWeek
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We’re doing an article on elderly Game Devs. If you are a Game Dev and over 25 please DM me.
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I don’t understand why the super rich want to control so much stuff. Why aren’t they happy sitting on beaches reading crime novels? I think they’re doing being super rich wrong
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Replying to @SheRatesDogs
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Replying to @SheRatesDogs
When people say "all lives matter" in response to "black lives matter" it shows a disturbing lack of insight. When someone has a sign that says "save the whales" is there literally anyone on the planet that thinks there is an implied "AND KILL THE REST OF THE OCEAN"?
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...I have mixed feelings because I, too, want Disney to pay taxes instead of having special privileges...
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Happy US Tax Day or as billionaires like to call hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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“Bless me Father for I have sinned. I can’t stop thinking about the barenaked ladies.”
Priest: “And how long has it been since your last confession?”
“It’s been…”
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Here are some of the worlds I've encountered. also a fluffy sheep puppy next to me in a dinosaur hat.




































