punished jay

“but what if it’s super smart and wants to turn the whole world into paperclips”

the metric system never caught on here because what american in their right mind wants to get kilometerage out of anything?

gene was far from the best

jokes don't actually have to have any relationship to truth to be funny

monogamous heterosexual relationship? like a series of one-man gangbangs?

somewhere along the way they finally fixed that stupid thing where QTs of muted posts still showed up. good on ya!

they oughta make more 90 minute movies

one does not simply mash frozen fruit

who'd want a bee as a gift?

whomst amongst ust?

people get so stuck on aesthetics

why even use shitty keys for test? did they worry about running out of "real" keys? what was the point?

you can just do things (poorly)

this starlink/starshield/ukraine thing has all the hallmarks of being nothing at all. impossible to even find a reason to believe it happened, all reporting is basically styled as gossip

it's always striking how much of socialism is "if we get rid of any ability to compete with us, we win!"

considering a toilet selfie for the family group chat