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I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy.

Joined March 2018
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"If they had been thinking of that land from which they had gone out, they would have had opportunity to return. But as it is, they desire a better country."
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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Obama taught him The Voice like a bene gesserit lmao
El-Sayed: To AIPAC who spent $42 million against us. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to beat you twice.
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ABOLISH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
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Turns out if you stop talking about identities and focus on economics, you can have diverse candidates win. Like I been saying the whole time
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Y'all spat on me when I said this 5 years ago
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Fuck Hakeem Jeffries
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Iran achieved regime change in America
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Abdul El-Sayed with a message for JD Vance during his victory speech: "JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January" 🤣💀
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Tickets went under $40. I'ma be at every home for the rest of the season
Sources: tests revealed that Ravens’ QB Tyler “Snoop” Huntley suffered a season-ending turf toe injury. Ravens QB Lamar Jackson is out indefinitely with a thumb injury, Huntley’s season is over due to turf toe, and QB Joe Fagnano will start Thursday night vs. Jacksonville.
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LISAN EL-SAYED!
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Kansas during the World Cup
Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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JAMES TALARICO AND GINA HINOJOSA TONIGHT 58 PTS 47 PTS 24 REB 12 REB 17 AST 20 AST 25/32 FG 20/30 FG 2/2 3PT 1/1 3PT 6/6 FT 4/4 FT 0 TO 0 TO +14 +20 BELT 2 ASS 😤🔥
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James talarico and Gina hinojosa tonight
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.@JamesTalarico: We didn’t win by alienating our neighbors, or by shaming our neighbors, or by ridiculing our neighbors. We embodied a new kind of politics. A politics rooted in a deep love — for our state, for our country, and for all of our neighbors. My faith teaches me that love is the strongest force in the universe. Love is not passive. Love is not neutral. Love is not weak. Love requires that we stand between the bullies and the bullied. Love requires that we look evil in the eye and not blink. Love can heal what’s broken in America.
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Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. #ElectionDay
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Best campaign ad ever.
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A great victory of People's Korea against the US on the football field
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Lamar Jackson to the Eagles
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