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Degree in meteorology, wound up in IT. Likes sometimes bookmarks Not all RTs are endorsements He/Him @jdcaughel@: https://nitter.gq/t.co/gKSNMBDLBs https://nitter.gq/t.co/LY5lSzJbLG

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Joined April 2009
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Cue the Benny Hill theme.
A rogue Corgi at the Panthers-Broncos game now has the Week 9 lead for missed tackles
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Arsonists ask why firefighters are so bad at their jobs these days.
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Don't like being above 50%...
Could it snow in the Northeast late next week? Yes! A storm likely tracking near the coast could encounter enough cold air to produce wet snow. Especially because it's so early in the season and coastal seas are warm, inland areas have the highest chances for some accumulation.
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Ok. WHUT. We need to talk about this before I start screaming again. No. I'm going to start screaming again. THIS IS NOT OKAY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE TESTED HIS ENVIRONMENT WITHOUT HIS EXPRESS PERMISSION, AN NDA, A CONTRACT AND A SCOPING CALL. I keep using those three words this week deliberately in reference to these types of events that have been occurring because those are the BARE MINIMUM that is needed before this type of activity can occur and it NOT BE AN ACTUAL CRIME. I don't know how many more ways I have to say this. ANTHROPIC IS DOG SHIT. THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANOTHER THIRD PARTY ACCESS YOUR DATA WITHOUT YOUR EXPRESS CONSENT. YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SUE THEM. PLEASE DO. THEY WERE SMART ENOUGH TO INCLUDE THE WORD UNAUTHORIZED BECAUSE IT ABSOLUTELY WAS AND IT'S STILL NOT OKAY. AND THEY NEED TO TELL YOU WHO ACCESSED YOUR DATA. IT CANNOT BE IN THE EMAIL. IT NEEDS TO BE SHOWN TO YOU IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING LOGS. IT'S NOT A TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT TYPE SITUATION ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE PII IN THAT ENVIRONMENT AND IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU. END OF DISCUSSION. HOLY SHIT. 😳
What actual f*ck @DarioAmodei / @boris / @TheAmolAvasare Let me get this straight - I get this email telling me: 1. A cybersecurity "research" company gets into your internal systems while... *checks notes* "conducting a security testing exercise on its own initiative and without our authorisation" 2. You "cannot confirm whether any particular person’s information was viewed," then in the same email say "we have no reason to believe you are at heightened risk." 3. You also try to reassure by saying "the cybersecurity firm has certified in writing that it has deleted the accessed data and will not use it." Translation - they pinky promised they deleted everything they gained unauthorised access to. I've been hacking companies for 15+ years, so let me spell it out. Accessing systems without authorisation has a name -hacking. Calling it a "security testing exercise" doesn't change that. Honestly, the access itself doesn't bother me much. The irony does. I’ve spent over $50k on API credits in the last six months and contributing to CVP by accepting logging. On top of that, I've reached out to your teams to collaborate on security research (actual research - not the kind that has you send out privacy notices to your customers) and heard nothing. I'm getting deeply unserious security vibes and considering moving all my (and my clients) token spend to @OpenAI if I don't see material change here.
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Many people have a shallow understanding of what Rust actually guarantees. The borrow checker is great for ensuring memory safety *within an application*, the guarantees for multi-process interaction (and even interaction with shared libraries etc.) aren't the same thing.
People are asking how you corrupt memory in a sandbox written in Rust. 🦀🔥 The spark came from an unsafe block: mmap(MAP_FIXED) failed after unmapping a guest-RAM page. KVM kept pointing there; Firecracker reused it. Guest writes became VMM writes. 🏴‍☠️
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This is an outstanding summary of exactly where we are with H5N1, how the US has fumbled dealing with it, and the ongoing and increasing risk of reassortment leading to a new human influenza pandemic. As I always say, we are giving this beast of a virus too much room.
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BREAKING: A mystery seller is trying to dump about $500 million in data center loans all at once, per Bloomberg, days after the midterms raised doubts about many projects. The anonymous seller is auctioning a dozen loans, including a $25 million piece of financing for a huge Stargate site in New Mexico, the joint project of OpenAI, SoftBank and Oracle. Oracle has already sent that site’s developer a force majeure notice, a legal claim that events beyond its control may excuse it from its obligations.
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Yep. This is my concern.
About 24 hours from now... Fox News is suddenly going to remember that the National Debt has ballooned to over $40 TRILLION, and they're going to expect the Democrats to fix that
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You can actually do this with far greater accuracy using just church bells. Can't quite believe it, but I tested it and it works. Planes need a timestamp and unbroken sound. I tested 56 normal YouTube videos: 0 worked. Bells need a few seconds. The bell ringers' database (Dove's Guide) logs every bell tower in England, 5,896 of them, all unique Hz, with the note of its biggest bell. From a video with few seconds of the audio, the bells in a Derbyshire walk picked out the one church. I'm stunned.
this guy figured out how to leak your exact location from any video with sound using the Doppler curves of nearby airplanes
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The largest and longest study to date (18.3 million adults) tracking the relationship between COVID-19 and neurodegenerative disorders found that contracting COVID-19 SIGNIFICANTLY increases the risk of developing cognitive impairment and dementia. 🔗👇🔍
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Outstanding thread as always from @ZdenekVrozina. I see this in people almost every day now. Fundamentally, it's why I mask.
Cognitive impairment after COVID is still there five years out - memory, attention, focus, slower processing, orientation, decision making. Severe COVID clearly raises dementia risk too. The largest, longest study on this so far. 18M adults in England, up to 5.5 years of follow-up. 🧵
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Ok blue wave and all that, but the last two years of fleecing us has the economy on a precipice. My biggest concern is that the economy tanks in the coming months ($40T debt w/ $2T annual deficit?!) and the fickle US electorate holds the wrong people accountable.
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How it started. How it's going.
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I’ve met a staggering number of adult professionals with long COVID who’ve had to uproot and move in with family just to make ends meet. Others don’t even have that option. This disease is massively disabling and decimating our workforce. We need solutions, not denial. motherjones.com/politics/202…
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Hey library twitter, what are the biggest overall challenges for public libraries right now? (I have a list but want to hear from other library workers)
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Missed this the first time around lol
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Replying to @IceSolst
A machine cannot be held accountable smth smth therefore it must not be given power smth smth didn't we learn this shit years ago
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BTW, I understand today is voting here in the US. So if you are eligible; you should do your civic duty. 👉🏻🗳️ I cannot vote because I’m not a US citizen but it’s one of the privileges of being a citizen & you should exercise your right. 👍
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