
Satire. Started from Myspace now I'm here ⇨ @JDDunlapTX
Joined August 2009
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I hate seeing people who get so involved with the music scene. Then just one day decide it's not cool enough anymore & stop supporting it.
Facebook deactivated my account because someone reported I was a fake. Now I have to figure out who I really am.
K.
My cat placed a half eaten frog at my feet today. I know I'm supposed to thank her for the gift... but... gross.
Feminist forgetting they're supposed to be pushing for equality. Not being complete cunts to all males and calling it empowerment.
I'm no expert.. but I think it might be contradictory to tweet photos of drinking & partying if your bio is a Bible scripture.
I cant wait til this "That band saved my life" trend is over. Just because you're obsessed with band dudes doesn't mean they saved you.
I'm a firm believer that it should be requirement to take an IQ and Common Sense test before you reproduce.
If people who are single as fuck could stop posting impossible relationship quotes. That'd be great.

