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Biden was reducing inflation. Trump is increasing it again. If you want to go forward, put it in D. if you want to go backward, put it in R.

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Martha Stewart went to prison for saving herself $45,673 using an illegal stock tip. Donald Trump traded stocks 3,700 times between Jan—Mar of this year, totaling between $220–$750 million, and used the presidency to make his stocks go up… And he’s walking around a free man.
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The truly sad thing is, if Donald Trump had simply inherited the Biden economy & and just played golf for the past 2 years while inflation continued to fall, he would probably have a great approval rating. But instead, the dumbshit screwed everything up with his tariffs & wars.
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It’s worth noting that Tesla stock ($TSLA) trades at about 450x earnings. Which is absolutely ridiculous and only made possible by Elon Musk’s crazy promises such as upside-down-driving flying cars & putting “one million” people on Mars. The world’s richest man sells snake-oil.
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It’s way past time to tell Donald Trump he’s FIRED.
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MAGA was right.
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If Trump ever finds Grindr, he’ll never tweet again.
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Why are reporters acting like this election is normal?
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Does anyone else think Amy Acton’s mother might actually be Donald Trump in disguise?
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More job losses due to “Data Center Trump.”
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Gene Trevino
@GenoVeno73Oct 25
Kudos to whomever made this video. It's accurately hilarious. 👇😂👇😂👇
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Imagine if Trump put this much effort into lowering gas prices.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
JUST IN: Trump calls Bill Maher a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER,” in 1,300+ word Truth, 10 days after hosting him for a 4-hour dinner at the White House.
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Answer honestly. Is this something a SANE president would write?
Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) profile pictureMorgan J. Freeman
@mjfreeOct 26
The President of the United States spent his Sunday night writing a 1,300-word rant about Bill Maher. Not the economy. Not the wars. Not the midterms. Bill. Fucking. Maher. When the President has this much free time, this many grievances, and this little impulse control, we’re in much bigger trouble than Bill Maher.
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Billionaires can’t pay more in taxes but can spend $400,000,000.00 on midterm elections.
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Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Pete Buttigieg
@PeteButtigiegOct 25
Gas prices are “temporarily” high, says the president. That’s because Republicans are temporarily in power. Vote.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Best friends with the guy who owns X and still has fewer followers than President Obama.
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Congratulations, Brazil! We’re right behind you!
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As you can see, Muslims are only terrorists if they’re Democrat.
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How are we feeling about the world’s richest man buying our politicians?
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“We’ve had two years of chaos and cruelty and corruption. America never had a president excel so wildly at just straight-up grifting. He should be on HGTV. He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. Just gold everywhere.” — President Obama
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsOct 23
MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name. Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs. Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz. JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman. Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa. Mike Johnson's real first name is James. Rand Paul is Randal Paul. Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson. But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
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