john hayward

Pity there are no aircraft ready for it! #modprocurentsucks nitter.gq/telegraph/status/89785…

I've emailed re my direct booking on 11th July. How quickly will I hear about an alternate booking? Thanks – at Portsmouth, England

I have a direct booking with My FerryLink - I've emailed them regarding an alternate booking... Do they respond quickly?

Back in business after some nasty person / troll / wormy thing hacked my account. We should have some social network lynch sessions... – at Poilly-lez-Gien, France

My essay for graduate school reeks of bullshit and broken dreams disguised as lessons learned. kathie.myhomenetwork.info/al…

I bet cats are pissed they can’t sit on televisions anymore. googl.adultgalls.com/gilbert

Why does beer taste so good? Even in the rain.... – at Calvados, Basse-Normandie

Why oh why does it always rain when I want to take my bike out? – at Shepway, England

Tobago Jazz week! Life's a beach :)

Memo to self: today is a working day..... Groan

The joy of commuting.... Wind, rain, coldness - faint memories of warm blankets. Work sucks!

Losing money at the dogs is not cathartic - its stupid... #bettingondogsshouldbefun

Heading out with @MapMyRun. Watch my Live Map! soc.li/KJo4c5F

I just completed a 0.95 mi workout with a 13:26 pace using @MapMyRun. Check out my... http://soc.li/WlXubYj - 14 min mile must be a record!

With all this Murdoch stuff around has anyone thought about doing the decent thing and Knighting Vince Cable? – at Shepway, England

Leisure users who anchor in Studland Bay are presumably drunk as well as irresponsible. Balance nah. – at Shepway, England

Sea horses one yachtsmen nil. To hell with safe havens for yachtsmen. – at Shepway, England

Enjoying a leisurely Starbucks at the Surrey Quays shopping centre I'm struck by the fact that so many people are not working! – at Southwark, England