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Jeff Horste

@jeffhorste

Half hour special on Comedy Central's "Kevin Hart Presents: The Next Level". For booking inquiries email: [email protected]

 Detroit MI
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Joined May 2011
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I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but Sean McVay made the worst decision on a flight to the South Pacific since Amelia Earhart.
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midwestern princess@doesydJun 19
this was the funniest day on twitter oh my god
Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) profile pictureWu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKidsJun 19
Happy Juneteenth
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Jed 🇬🇧
@TigersJUKApr 23
Tigers lineup the last time the Pistons won a playoff game - until tonight! May 26th 2008. Kenny Rogers on the bump!
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Andre Berto@AndreBerto20 Dec 2025
The Internet ain’t waist no time Hu lol 🤦🏾‍♂️
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It’s troubling 13% don’t know what fascist means.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk17 Sep 2025
Extremely troubling
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Sadie
@Sadie_NC16 Sep 2025
I showed this to my 21 and 23-year-old sons, and they said no one they know this age texts like this. They said, "Mom, this is how you text". Do you know any 22-year-olds who text other kids like this? They don't use complete sentences with correct punctuation.
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Charlie laughed. The co-host laughed. The crowd laughed. The murder of 400,000 people, and they think it’s hilarious. Now leftists make jokes about 1 man and its end of the world. Hypocrites.
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California Crackup? Try again. California provides $83.1 billion more than we receive from the federal government. Texas? Receives $71.1 billion more than they provide to the federal government. 71% of the U.S. GDP comes from blue counties.
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greg@mistergeezy9 Jul 2025
Not MAGA crying for help from the federal government.
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If you want to discuss violence, let’s start with your state’s murder rate — which is 40% higher than California’s.
Markwayne Mullin (@SenMullin) profile pictureMarkwayne Mullin
@SenMullin10 Jun 2025
The Left is claiming pro-illegal alien mob violence in LA is the result of federal law enforcement presence. Literally *nobody* believes that. America is sick of illegal immigration and weak, lawless liberal leadership. Now, Newsom is suing @POTUS. Rich.
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Wait, are those checks Elon promised not on the table anymore?
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What proceeded this is Donte being a little bitch.
Rick (@RickManson77) profile pictureRick
@RickManson7731 Mar 2025
Replying to @BleacherReport
It’s so easy to be a fan of Donte DiVincenzo lol No idea what preceded this but if I were a gambling man I’d put my money on it being Isaiah Stewart’s fault 😂
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Can we all agree that the whole “Tom Brady NFL announcer” experiment failed?
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Randomly seeing yourself in the background of a photo on twitter hahaha go lions!!!
CHUCK INGLISH said it. (@Chuckisdope) profile pictureCHUCK INGLISH said it.@Chuckisdope6 Jan 2025
Im at a Lions bar in LA. Detroiters move like Italians to New York. We gon be somewhere. Moving as a unit.
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Today was crazy. First I had to root for the Green Bay Packers and now I gotta root for cancer.
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Tarik Skubal putting up zeroes and telling Guardians fans to “Shut the Fuck Up” @BSMotorCity
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#WhitePeopleBeLike …. someone shot a man 10 feet in front of me?! …. Let’s all stand up and grab our cell phones instead of running away. #diversitysaveslives #trump #biden
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Googling who to vote for…. sees their IG page…I don’t know who this person is but… I can’t vote for someone with less followers than my cat, right? I dunno. Anyways you should follow my cat @SimbaWithTheThumbs on IG and TikTok.
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MOODY FOR MVP! A kicker for MVP is the only way to save the game that none us wanted. #SUPERBOWL2024 #moody #chiefs #49ers
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Taylor Swift is by far the best part this game, but that’s not saying much. #SuperBowl
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