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Joined April 2020
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Replying to @NBA_NewYork
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if theres a third affair im breaking no contact
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my portfolio every time Jensen has sex outside of marriage
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if you're in line to disclose your affair with jensen huang STAY IN LINE
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JENSEN HUANG is fucking my portfolio too
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🚨Democrat Scott Colom has won the Mississippi Senate race, @CNN projects.
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A SECOND AFFAIR HAS HIT THE NVIDIA TOWERS ON HUANG/11 ?!!?!?
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everyone’s in x is just learning how to copy-paste gifs meanwhile i’ve been doing this for ages, i didn’t realise i was gatekeeping this whole time
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The thing about being considerate is you notice how largely inconsiderate most ppl are
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why do people wait till the new year to cut people off? fck you right now on November 10
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sorry guys it was just a prank 🤣
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Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.
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I almost forgot how fucking weird November is there’s no afternoon just pitch black after 3pm
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when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭
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if weed can damage your short term memory imagine what weed can fucking do
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the part of hell he’s going to doesn’t even exist yet they’re constructing it specifically for him
Trump: I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.
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now THIS is innovation that excites
Cinema app design that shows you the view from your seat before you book.
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The more I learn about Abdul El-Sayed, the more impressed I am. He has a medical degree from Columbia, a doctorate from Oxford, and a Google Scholar h-index of 37. That means dozens of his research papers have been cited extensively by other scientists. Whatever your politics, that’s an impressive academic résumé, especially for someone who also chose a career in public service.
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The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and eaten children and babies and it DIDN’T stop the world dead in it’s tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.
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back in my day if you were 13 on Twitter you kept that to yourself
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the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really transformed me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends.
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