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runner/recruiter motivated by chocolate chips & terrible pop music. DC to SF, @workday university recruiting.

san francisco, ca
Joined September 2010
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As more brands send me reassuring emails during this difficult time, your silence only grows more deafening, Laffy Taffy.
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wishing i had a pantry goblin. you know, the goblin that checks your fridge/pantry before you make a trip to the store for yet another 41 LB bag of obscure flour #kingcake #flourpower
Why Boston? “It’s the quintessential marathon; it challenges you the way a marathon should. Boston is the place you race if you want to learn about both your ability and your resolve.” -@des_linden
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scrambled eggs and ketchup...one of life's great delicacies.
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Eating only saltiest pretzels from the bag bc they’re best. Realizing this will backfire as I live alone & am sole pretzel provider #single
Downpour. Cold. #BeBoston. Headwind. Elation. Sunny. Breakthrough. Perfection. Camaraderie. Devastation. Tailwind. #RunBold. Debut. Heat. Humidity. Heartbreak. PR. Passion. What’s next at #BostonMarathon? Defend. @jhboston26 @johnhancockusa 📸: Abby Nicolas | @SInow – at Seattle, WA
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NASA has offered to give NBA superstar Steph Curry a tour of one of its lunar labs after the Golden State Warriors guard said that he doubts humans landed on the moon cnn.it/2RX0DKI
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and it sure has the potential to be a heck of a race!
Potential is just polite for, hasn’t done sh!t yet. My #TCSNYCMarathon buildup shows potential for a big one, but come Sunday only the results will matter — I love that part.
my diet on an average day = 76% candy. my diet in week of halloween = 1,234% candy. #mathchecksout
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Who Says Allie Kieffer Isn’t Thin Enough to Run Marathons? nyti.ms/2Aub8yw
I so rarely read a newspaper, I look like a spaz trying to wrangle it just to turn a page. Gone is the elegant flip of a wrist/page.
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There’s nothing to do in airports but eat. – at Los Angeles, CA
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If we all just research our candidates as carefully as we pick our Instagram filters we’re going to be just fine
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In 10 days, 22 hours, and 20 minutes, these American women will take to the streets of NYC for the #TCSNYCMarathon. 🤩 Who do you have taking the top spot? @ShalaneFlanagan, @des_linden, @MollyHuddle, @AllieKieffer, @Beverly_Ramos, @Steph_Rothstein, @TatyanaMcFadden
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Amazon won’t say a word about where it plans to put its much-hyped second headquarters, but there is a growing consensus that it will go across the river from Washington in Northern Virginia nyti.ms/2CSsY0S
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I aspire to be the mom who takes her child to a place with $9 juices on a Thursday morning. – at Pacific Heights, San Francisco
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Wow! Thank you @FortuneMagazine for ranking us number 1 on the Future 50 list. Our Workmates’ focus on innovation, among our other core values, makes all the difference. bit.ly/WorkdayFuture50 #builtforthefuture #partnerlikenoother