So long and thanks for all the fish. Bye Elon! Same username on bluesky or most other places, otherwise look for @jericsmith504
New Orleans, LA
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@Twitter paying inhuman slime Andrew Tate as part of their revenue sharing trial program is the end.
I used to enjoy the community here. Will miss it. Can't wait for Bluesky to open up. BYE
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Trying out @windscribe. Looking for a new wireguard VPN provider, anyone have experience? Primarily need port forwarding to get around CGNAT...
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How was your experience with @tmobile today? Terrible.
I realized I haven't been getting actual voicemail since June, just these transcribed text messages. Called tech support. After the tech advised me to turn off keyboard dictation (WHAT?) and just being generally unhelpful
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Mississippi: The moment a sperm and egg meet that is a baby and babies are the most important thing in the world! And we’re gonna support babies and moms post-Roe.
Also Mississippi: Ya poor and a mother? Fuck you.
mississippitoday.org/2022/09…
Franky disappointed that @HDTGM hasn’t yet covered the greatest arson-obsessed rom-com of 1987 #HDTGMIDEA “Nice Girls Don’t Explode”. It’s 92 minutes of Wallace Shawn as an arsonist just trying to make friends, a Phoebe Cates look-a-like, excessive baking, and ping pong!
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I think if Abby switches parties before the primaries she has a real shot at being a member of the 118th US Congress.
OK-05 Democratic candidate Abby Broyles became intoxicated at a sleepover over the weekend and used racially tinged slurs against one pre-teen, verbally attacked another, and then finally threw up in the shoes of another bit.ly/3uYCHg5
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Hey y’all, just try to remember that the greatest thing about Mardi Gras is it’s for ALL of us (and ain’t nobody own the neutral ground but the @CityOfNOLA).
Share the space, share a beer, and make some new friends every parade. #MardiGras2022
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Makin' my nerves BAD.
If I ever saw this in the real world I'd be compelled to follow behind the person to try to save their laptop when it inevitably plummets towards a concrete death. #Nope
youtube.com/watch?v=C-_SXPl4…
Actually important things the media could examine:
1. Public health & COVID pandemic
2. Single-payer healthcare
3. Expanded social safety net (UI that makes sense, etc)
4. Justice reform
5. Supporting public ed.
...
9998. Me, hit by a bus
9999. Shoplifting
#FUCKMSNBC #shameful
Someone steals 10 steaks from Trader Joe’s and it’s a segment on MSNBC, Minneapolis Police Department murders Amir Locke, and it’s crickets from the national media.
Can't argue there aren't 2 systems of Justice in America.
Black and wrongly told by the election commission eligible to register to vote? 6 years in jail.
White and actually voted fraudulently with dead person's ballot? Probation. #NoJusticeNoPeace
washingtonpost.com/nation/20…
Just wait until these folks open a Bible. The first 24 books, especially, just full violence, adultery, incest, and child abuse. Don’t even get me started on Leviticus. #GQP #hypocrisy
We begin our book burning tour today with a story about a proud TN school district full of fools without a sense of history or irony banning an incomparably powerful work on the Holocaust.
#bannedbooks #GQP
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The 2022 Worm-Addled Brain Award for Baffling Act of White Privilege, brought to you by Slurm™, is ignobly awarded to Pat McCrory for “I desired a thing and it wasn’t offered to me therefore systemic racial oppression”. Praise hypnotoad. #WhiteThoughts cnn.com/2022/01/27/politics/…
This shook my house and, as a friend just pointed out, the headline and article are fit for The Onion.
🤷♀️“Dunno what caused a boom felt for miles.”
nola.com/news/article_3afb63…
It's the milk question all over.
Most people who are super rich or OLD $$$ just don't actually know much about money (grocery costs, how much people make, etc). They're so far removed from day-to-day concerns that money becomes an abstract concept. bbc.com/news/magazine-178265…
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#ThoughtsAndPrayers to @OANN and the real hero @DanNewsManBall, without him I wouldn't know where REAL America is.
I thought I was in America, but Dan showed that I was only in the pretend? fake? America. I'm not even sure if I am American now. HELP! thedailybeast.com/oan-host-d…
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As a REAL American and perfect Christian, @DanNewsManBall knows the importance of examining the mote in your brother's eye while ignoring the beam in your own, as Jesus would.
So sad @OANN might go out of business if ATT isn't forced to carry their message of love and inclusion.
I absolutely LOATH @CapitalOne (their behavior towards small biz accounts is just garbage), however, they are doing something EVERY bank needs to do for consumer accounts and killing overdraft fees. So congrats on doing something right! ecm.capitalone.com/Messaging…
Great @washingtonpost piece reminding us, again, that the #AffordableHousing crisis is national.
Tax the hell out of 2nd/3rd/etc homes and AirBNBs & stop letting affordable unit reqs. in new developments become optional through unfunded incentive programs washingtonpost.com/national/…
#Florida getting the Bobby Jindal experience: spend 8 years creating economic, educational, housing, and healthcare deficits that will impact for 20 years, so you can spend 15 minutes running for president and inflating your already unquantifiable ego. #GOPDeathCult #DeSantis
The Daily Beast: Ron DeSantis Opens Antibody Centers That Are Useless Against Omicron.
When you are willing to sacrifice all Floridians for a shot at the Presidency.
thedailybeast.com/florida-go…
via @GoogleNews