I am simultaneously so proud to be a Philly bitch while so ashamed to be an American – at Philadelphia, PA

The thing about contempt is it feels like perception. You're sure you're hearing a bad broadcaster. You're actually hearing a woman being audible in a room you'd decided was yours, & discomfort is easy to mistake for an opinion when nobody's ever asked you to tell the two apart.

Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth

$320 for two rounds trip tix ➡️ Philly to NYC on Amtrak vs the Chinatown bus for $68...I will gladly suffer the pissy bus smells to save $250 any fucking day.

James Harden is a cum sock

Please help us make every Knicks fan miserable, Bron.

One day soon, my property value is gonna skyrocket bc all of these Rizzite Italians will be dead. I can't wait.

PLAY THE FUCKIN SONG youtu.be/gEKK3GVd150?is=z4i4…

Bona? More like BONER

Fuck the Nova Knicks!

Oh no, Miller high life tastes good to me again for the first time in a decade... RIP my liver

The day HE dies and the day Nick gets fired are gonna have me running, full nude, up Broad St

So incredibly jealous of the French youth for not being lazy, pathetic pussies like we are.

Seated for You Can See Everything so I'm gonna need someone to get me as many Sam vs Beera Xanden clips as possible (and Hasan react clips) please for the love of God

Comments are very sane and normal, as you'd expect

Yooooo sixers nation - heads up!!!

Brb, gotta go sage my block, for the drunk hag walketh @PhillyCrumb

Damn are the flags at half neck today or what

Cursed season coming in 10, 9, 8, 76ers

The fucked up, sad, and funny thing here is that the dumb pageant girl from the aughts sounds much smarter than the new white house press sec did today