Jesse Fudson (🤦‍♂️,🤷‍♂️)

Trenchers on Ansem's launchpad nitter.gq/comewhiteeee/status/20…

Y'all read here somewhere that Binance is a bad actor hurting the space so you moved to... Robinhood Good luck

Whenever there's a big market dump like yesterday, I always think "at least no stablecoin depegged to zero" and it instantly makes me feel better

X will replace the water gun emoji with a real pistol and use a sharp knife emoji because freedom of speech But then it will limit your post's visibility if you use them Amazing work, carry on

I think I like it here again Hyperliquid launching prediction markets soon™️ CZ writing articles on X asking people to stop withdrawing money from Binance (5b poof 💨 ) Vitalik one-shotting L2s 🔫 What a week, and it's barely Tuesday

It's incredible how South Park predicted CZ's posts years ago

HYPE chart is drawing the "fuck you, higher" pattern

Say what you want about Trove drama I'm entertained and this hasn't happened in a while

Maybe Hyperliquid would do another airdrop if it didn't smell like bitch in here

I'm thankful to @coingecko that I don't need to view my pnl anymore to know how bad my bags are doing

I guess the lesson in Mexc vs WhiteWale situation is that exchanges have no idea how to deal with users who have enough money to dgaf Every sane person would have folded with the 3m on the line, but Whale just doubled down instead 🍿

While TL preparing for a crypto winter but everyone forgot that Trump can announce the end of trade war any time he wants and sync it with Powell's rate cutting I'm not coping I'm just saying markets can stay irrational longer than you can't stay solvent (I'm coping)

The strangest thing about the whole Binance arc this season is that their marketing dept dug deep into the swamp of irrelevancy and got the slimiest, washed-out KOLs we all forgot about years ago How is this helpful to have this trash stand by your side?

What if CZ is slow rugging Aster - the small issues here and there, underwhelming airdrop, problems with claiming... all this a prelude to "we will be sunsetting Aster as Yzi labs launch a new platform (...)"

Gut says 🫵😹

Worst bullrun ever