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I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people:
“That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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sobbing
Aaron Sorkin After 'The Social Reckoning': "I'm Very Worried That the Parts of Directing That I'm Not Good at Are Those Parts That You Can't Learn" hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
“They wont let me just write dialogue” is the most Sorkinesque sentence I’ve ever read
Aaron Sorkin on potentially reviving 'The West Wing':
“I always want to rekindle the show. I love the show, I love those people and I miss it, especially nowadays. The problem is, you’ve got to have a story. They won’t let me just write dialogue. Also, the cast has gotten older; I didn’t know that was going to happen.”
hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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increasing radius and age range on hinge because you’re not getting as good matches as you thought you would
I love waking up and seeing all the shit that happened overnight bc what do you mean the wild lost bc Quinn Hughes can't count to 3
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Can I log Panthers/Senators @letterboxd ?
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Congrats to Brady Tkachuk for finally scoring a goal in a big game where the Sens got a win.
There's a first time for everything
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Strutting in with matching tracksuits & soaking up all the boos just to get pumped 5-1 and told you're illiterate. The beautiful game
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sens fans pausing in their booing for the wainwright moment of silence, resuming booing immediately, pausing for the anthems, and then resuming booing immediately again was really beautiful i can’t lie
Taika Waititi’s ‘STAR WARS’ film is now on hold.
(via inverse.com/entertainment/ta…)
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One of the funnier bits is Billy watching like Khan academy intro bio videos. He’s clearly trying to portray himself as like a serious biotech guy to launch Theranos 2.0 and he’s just learning about apoptosis for the first time
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nothing on earth i want more than to write something as impactful as "i love you / it'll pass" and then scam the amazon corporation out of millions
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shut up you stupid idiots
in all seriousness regarding Billy, despite what people may think after watching the doc, i don’t think enough attention was given to the fact that he has effectively become a single father
he’s not only responsible for raising the children alone, but also navigating the emotional and practical difficulties of having a spouse who is incarcerated
i think he deserves far more credit for holding the two young children together
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell







































