WHAT YEAR IS IT???

Chinese food just has this effect

You still gunna leave this fella in charge, @thesoccerdon?

New @BEARTOOTHband and @MyTicketHome on a Friday?

The Browns fans are absolutely beautiful right now. There might be a light at the end of this tunnel.

Deal lord @apple... #iOS12

All weekend

I’d imagine a Country music #disstrack would go something like “Honkey tonk, beer, sunshine, whiskey. Full moon, summer time, ball cap, girl. T-shirt, back road, freedom, [insert classic song title reference].” Every country artists’ response:

Hey @OhioStateFB 👏BRING 👏 BACK 👏GRAY 👏 SLEEVES

Podcast app acting like my grandma questioning me for not wearing the hat she got me for Christmas every time I’m over. I was on vacation, Apple. Take it ease.