Jeff

Big WIn for the no stars #sugarhandssnipe #chasewith4 @tubes_20 @Hipro63 @krisgordon3 @rgphenix

No Stars Cabaret, Friday night at 9.... Be there, it's not gonna rain

I have a feeling Nazi's wouldn't do well at Easter egg hunting based solely on how long it took them to find Anne Frank

Since beer is basically liquid bread, two bud lights and a reeses piece is basically a sandwich right? #supper

Good to see the Sugar Bear @rgphenix with a snipe last night #goodgame @oldipp @Cubby83 @krisgordon3 @Hipro63

@NikkiScimia not even close, unless you puked from the pain

Never trust a girl that doesn't own at least one pair of cowboy boots, doesn't drink beer and can't drive a stick shift

Playing bridge is like doin it, you either need a good partner or a Great hand

Last day in Olds, time for many, many beers

It just took me three hours to bury my neighbors' cat, probably would have been quicker if the cat was dead

Apparently if you play Nickelback songs backwards you'll hear a message from the devil.Even worse if you play it forward you hear Nickelback

The guy in front of me at McDonald's just ordered a salad. I asked him if he also paid hookers for hugs #hisgirlfriendlaughed #hedidnot

Last night the local animal shelter called and asked for a donation. This morning I dropped 3 cats off at their front door #yourwelcome

What's that, you're a vegetarian? You must be saving so many cows

What's that, you donated money to PETA...your dog must love you even more now

The average male achieves 11 erections per day... FINALLY I'm above average at something #winning

Hockey night in Arcola #highhouseafter #lightitup

I just saw a guy wearing a turban on main street in Stoughton #hitthedirt #pussiesonthepavement #boomgoesthedynamite

Trade center 2012 on TSN=massive fail #wedon'tcare#fuckoff