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In 200 million years the sun will burn out.. and they'll have to finish construction on the k-state campus in the dark.
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With 98 dollar fats my banker said I should start eating rice and beans and buy Walmart Velcro’s instead of a new pair of boots. Well.
Everyone get your thumbs stretched and ready to tap through @AustinGabel1’s snap story tonight. He’s attending an Eric Church concert
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When you lose your truck in the Manhattan flood and get yourself a new whip @the_big_sjo
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Happy bday S/O to @jfheiman Once saw him go 5-5 with 4 home runs and 3 triples in a slow pitch game 🐐#drunkselfies
Huge S/O to my bro @Buster_Heiman for donating hay to the fire victims w/o the intention of ever being publicly recognized! True role model!
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I'd rather give a girl a promise ring than be one of those KU fans walking out of Bramlage right now
I would rather watch paint dry than listen to a student, that doesn't have a job, talk about how hard college is.
Everyone is waiting for thanksgiving break and I'm just over here waiting for the new Shania Twain album to be released
Got out of my exam and asked a girl how it went. She looked at me mid cry and said, "I don't think I got a single question right". #college
My professor just gave the class directions to a building relative to the nearest pokestop. Sums up 2016 pretty well.
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I can't have both? nitter.gq/the_big_sjo/status/755…
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