Homonculous Posting

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and undefinable anomalies! This is my side account for rambling and discussing topics that I don’t feel like engaging with on main, whether it be because of it being a niche hobby or a spicy current events! Now come enjoy the digital night sky with me~✨

I think any iteration of this sticker is the mark of the beast and you should consider it a threat on the road that warrants physical action with your front bumper

Lady in the waiting room at the car shop is talking about how changing the oil on your car is like how women have periods

They should start nuclear weapons tests again but only because it would look really cool on film

Lowkey sucks that predator as a term is so ubiquitous with the horrendous happenings in the world because predator and prey dynamics I think are really hard descriptors for characters

Deltarune is tomorrow and I only just now found out I can draw a red circle around a guitar???

The gnome that stabs my legs every time I get home from work has gone too far this time so I’m upgrading from the salt gun to buckshot, hopefully the downstairs neighbors don’t mind

It’s pride month so I’m applying to every business and corporation around me for if they need a pride inflatable to use for the month because I want passive income with minimal work

I created a nuclear bomb in the gd editor using 7 triggers and pure hatred that reliably crashes your game without fail

I rubbed pooltoy Avel on regular Avel as a joke but now they’re floating and starting to spin exponentially faster together and I’m not sure how I stop this without it being an international incident

Tfing into a pooltoy but you’re at work having to awkwardly explain to the member you can’t finish their transaction because you no longer have movable fingers and you get written up

I draft tweets so bad I commit quantum suicide on myself by attaching a metronome to a shotgun pointed at my head that sends me to the reality where I lived to post it each time it clicks

So called “monster fuckers” when the zodiac killer walks into the function

The strawberry of instant disagreement when melon shows up

Was playing strip poker with the buddies and I unfortunately ran out of clothes to take off so they started peeling my skin off like an orange, still was not as bad as drinking the IPA one of them recommended

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It seems simple enough to me. If there’s a way to make the game play better I’m gonna take it. It is absolutely cheating, I get it. But I want what happening to match my inputs as close as possible, much more than I care about how that decision paints me morally

Ngl I literally never use the top path super monkey past 2-0-0, I really don’t know why since it’s a great tower I just am impatient