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Joined June 2024
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Replying to @honeymunes
It doesn't matter what you vote a republican or a Democrat they're all the same
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I’m a poll worker for today’s election and every time someone who’s ugly or weird votes I just throw out their ballot lol
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the thing about You Can See Everything that i would most call genuinely daring is that it makes you sit in the theater for over an hour thinking that your ticket has gone into Billy's pockets and there's nothing you can do about it
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all of these people have "litawilly" voices
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so this is what politicians mean "creating jobs"
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nasty read deadass if you entered into bohemian rhapsody territory you stunted tf outta ur music taste
Every 8 year old kid thought Viva La Vida by Coldplay was the best song ever. Then at 11, it's this. At 14, it's Runaway by Kanye and at 16 it's SAMIDOT by Kendrick Lamar. By age 20 you just dgaf and say some bullshit like Habits by OsamaSon
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it speaks to your character when your tattoos "face you" as opposed to them "facing the world"
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enough time has passed sidelined by chills is wavy as fuck
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plans ready to go... ready to create the worlds first fully decentralized cryptocurrency.... just one last step.... the clues
The CIA created Bitcoin. Satoshi Nakamoto means literally means “Central intelligence”.
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ahhh i remember my adderall honeymoon phase
so adhd medication fucking works this is what normal people experience ????????????? on a daily basis ?????????????? you just sit down and do shit ???????????
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pushing 20 😕
pushing 20 and still using “can’t type while drunk” gimmick
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Replying to @AgentDanie1
loading screen tip
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jus overheard coworker from across the room halt their doomscroll for softcore goons (i recognized the audio)
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the fuck is it w all yall nd having anime women as your pfp
but plot twist most women are neither very intelligent nor mature, they behave and think like children for the majority of their lives.
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as much as this is a youn fw no carti no uzi no nothin ug clip distortion does sound like farts sometimes
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Replying to @sinxaois
he thought hypergamy was for 1 day
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i was 12 running Destiny raids with 30 yr olds
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gmod
How it feels to finally play that game you were only able to watch videos of as a kid
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It's only been a little over 4 years since Dall-E 2 and ChatGPT entered the public consciousness and for those 4 years it has been absolute endless cope and grief and bargaining and the sincere belief that things will go back to how they were before.
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