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I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.
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If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
when my girl starts getting an attitude i just show her my inbox.
let’s calm down sweetheart. i got options
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a marvel superhero would never do what you did. you’re an embarrassment to the entire fandom my friend
Chilling videos emerge of would-be Trump assassin Thomas Crooks dry-firing handgun in his bedroom trib.al/Vpf929e
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magic the gathering is now fortnite and that is something we just have to be okay with
next year expect a big chungus secret lair
bored in the confessional booth and thought i looked good here 🙈
side note: stop cheating on your wives lol yall messy as hell! next time u dont tithe im gonna tell her jk 👀
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sabrina carpenter lyrics i heard in my dream:
take out the trash, you’re just a garbage man
lick on my ass or you’re a garbage man
garbage man you stink (peeyew)
garbage man it’s pink (yahoo)
if i meet you, and i forget your name. you're allowed to hit me.
hard.
it's what i deserve and the only way i'll learn.
if the president has died.
i dont want to, but ill do it.
ill be the first chill ass white boy president.
if called upon ill rise to the ocassion and be the first white boy who got it like that president.
even if i dont want to and am scared.



















