Is my taste just expensive or why are all the things I wanna buy either too expensive or don't come in my size💔😭
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elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election
My friend and I were joking abt woke Erwin Smith and she was like "Erwin votes blue no matter who" and I had to tell her that since he's german thats actually not a good thing
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listen, tiktok, i appreciate you telling me i need to vote blue today, however, i am a german living in germany and voting blue here is the last thing i’d do tysm
We as a society dont bring up the fact that Cain From The Bible was first discovered in NYC jail nearly enough
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*picture of a teenaged boy in a suit for prom with a teenaged girl with a full face of professional makeup that makes her look 10 years older*
“This is why girls shouldn’t be dating boys, they should be dating me, a middle aged man”
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anytime i get into a new fandom i leech off of that one character nobody really cares about and its like a form of self harm because Nobody Cares
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"yo, bro... these hypergamous w*men may chase the top 1%... but my heart will always chase you, bro..."
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They’re gonna engrave the five pillars of Islam into the White House, Sharia law for everyone, all shawarma’s come with mandatory pronouns and pomegranate molasses.
This is #WOKENATION
I never voted so im wondering genuinely what stops ppl from going to several voting spots and voting a gazillion times


























