@jjmaple85

19 (minors dnf). I only log on when manic. I only write intense situations about gag characters when depressed. https://xitter.cf/t.co/65pZO8Qk7a

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Joined March 2025
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done. might be selective... @maplechaser85
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should I make a priv. sigh
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should I make a priv. sigh
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bipolar mania is such a drag I have to meet my quota of 5 impulsive texts 3 pics of my cleavage sent to people and 1 dangerously poor decision
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don't even bring up blood stuff in front of me... I go rabid. I could probably stretch my matt characterization to include him willing to cut himself for attention. maybe he'd say he cut himself accidentally while cleaning to make jay feel bad for not doing the chores (1/2)
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and get jay to go along with another plan/stay out of guilt. of course he's just secretly self-inflicting this whole time. I like the idea too of matt being typically brash and getting his wound all up close to jay's face because he knows jay gets grossed out by that stuff. (2/2)
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I will really never get the attitude some people have about the quality of fanfiction writing. even if, by your standards, a work is not grammatically on-par, sounds "pretentious" or "flowery", uses a popular trope, etc... there's zero need to be publicly cruel about it?
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I swear this sense of entitlement has grown huge in recent years. it's so discouraging. all I'm doing is writing stupid self-indulgent stuff online and trying to find a community who likes the same thing. I don't get all of this discourse over something so simple I really don't
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all I can really do is encourage other fic writers and try to keep my circle positive and welcoming... it's hard to look past all the negativity sometimes, though.
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web mattjay sex is annoying as fuck matt won't stop talking about chinese cereal brands + how it relates to something vince valence did in 2002 and jay is taking deep breaths trying not to think about what this implies about his masculinity. all that just to prematurely ejaculate
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oh you bet... I want to write a mattjay omo fic soon. I like to think about them in situations like going behind a tree or into a bottle/cup. especially with jay having a small bladder, getting desperate, and going off to relieve himself... and matt watches a little too closely..
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see this is exactly why I got alterspring. in context of web... I think matt's tits would be cute... he'd especially like it when jay squeezes them hard. jay's nipples are more sensitive to pinch and he gets flustered about liking it because it insults his masculinity or whatever
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ignore the "f" okay I'm still trying to figure this alterspring stuff out
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okay I made an alterspring. this apparently has no censoring so it's a lot more free than strawpage ^^ send me your worst—!!! alterspring.org/@jjmaple85

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mattjay stoned movie night picks! matt: chooses the talented mr ripley specifically because he knows jay gets squeamish with the violent scenes when he's high. he calls him a pussy whenever he winces, every time, without fail. jay: evil bong (2006)
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I appreciate the support lots everyone... it's probably just a spam message or someone somehow ticked off by a "problematic" theme in one of my fics so it doesn't really get to me. everyone has the right to speak pretentiously about gag characters —☆ jjmaple85.straw.page
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just no minors please! I'm capable so I'll just remove you from my followers if I really need to. but I think as long as you're not actively causing real world harm and you're not going out of your way to be an asshole then you'll be fine jjmaple85.straw.page
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okay...? if this isn't a copy-paste thing I'm really curious as to what fic provoked you to go out of the way to find my twitter. if you're that passionate about the quality of my writing I'd appreciate a new messge with genuine feedback on a specific fic jjmaple85.straw.page
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I don't even post "analysis" that often. it's mostly crude things about canadian anal fissures, etc. something in my writing had to offend this person so bad that they had to go out of their way to find my twitter, scroll through bullshit, and send me a strawpage. I'm so curious
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