John Maltbie (@jmaltbie) profile picture

Husband, father, bassist, attorney. #InHouseTwitter

New York, NY
Joined February 2011
Took my dog for an elevator ride. Pretty sure she's convinced I'm a space-shifting wizard. Could really see the respect in her eyes.
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Hey @RepMikeLawler @lawler4ny, the President of the United States of America posted a video of himself shitting on American citizens. And you are going to have to fall in line and defend it. Is this the career in public service that you wanted?
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For our global IP seminar, we presented on the Jack Daniels and Warhol cases and Barbie's IP history via puppet show with the help of some friends.
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Featuring: Totally Hair Barbie, 2000 Barbie, Totally Fly Barbie, Dana of Bratz, Judge Barbie, Country Western Barbie, Funkco Prince, Andy Warhol, Louis Vuitton (as played by Edgar Allen Poe), and Ginger Rogers' Ghost (as played by a piece of ginger).
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Me six chapters into The House of Mirth: Gee, I sure hope this plucky Lily and that scamp Seldon figure out a way to make it work. The House of Mirth:
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Rest in peace.
I worry about Sinead O’Connor on a daily basis. Hope she is doing okay.
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Heading into the home stretch of Anthony Powell's 12-volume "A Dance to the Music of Time." Book ten, "Books Do Furnish A Room," here we go.
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By the pricking of my thumbs . . .
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Just finished my 50th book from @ModernLibrary’s Top 100 Novels list — Elizabeth Bowen’s “The Death of the Heart.” 50 to go.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a trademark.
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So 200+ pages into Don Quixote and it’s just the Don and Sancho out here doing crime?
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Check out #MyYearInBooks @goodreads to discover the 47 books I read in 2022! goodreads.com/user/year_in_b…
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Two-thirds of the way through Richard Wright’s Native Son and this book is wrecking me.
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So, at the end of Once Upon A Time In America, Max just jumps into a garbage truck grinder? Four hours of perfection and that’s it, that’s the end? #BeenCarryingThisAroundForAWhile
Watching #ThePeripheral and happy to see Louis Vuitton survived the apocalyptic Jackpot. #JobSecurity
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Holy shit. A Christian Conservative who voted Republican her entire life just called on all women to vote for DEMOCRATS. RT to get Jill's story everywhere.
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Yesterday, during my colonoscopy, I began to think, "Perhaps, I shouldn't be awake for this."
LV200 has landed in NYC at 660 Madison. Let me know if you plan to (or want to) check it out. #LV200
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